RCG’s David C. Pack Is Finally Diagnosed
Marc Cebrian
For those wondering what affliction is causing David C. Pack of The Restored Church of God to continuously bumble the date for the return of Jesus Christ, the answer has been finally revealed.
Very few human beings in all of Creation have failed so perfectly at their fundamental purpose, which is why David C. Pack is owed your empathy. Those who have witnessed the biblical epilepsy in person have long understood that which is now becoming public.
The Pastor General and self-proclaimed “apostle,” David C. Pack, suffers from the most horrific case of P.A.S.E. That diagnosis goes a long way to explain his prophetic babblings which had its most public expression of symptoms starting in 2015 when he declared himself to be both Elijah and That Prophet.
Perpetual, Acute, and Severe Eisegesis
There it is. The truth is out now and the healing can begin.
The outward symptoms of this affliction include (but are not limited to):
• Prophetic amnesia
• Prophetic Alzheimer’s
• Prophetic dementia
• Prophetic diarrhea
• Continually crosses out dates on a calendar that he spent hours to circle in the first place
• Understands that the louder you declare something, the more true it is
• Declares he is right and he KNOWS that he is right
• Believes that jars, spoons, and volleyballs are not ridiculous visual aids
• Knows that no other man on earth can do what he does
• Repeats, “I finally understand…” but in the following days proves that to not be the case
• Uses the word “clarify” as code for “error”
• Regurgitates the same false teachings by merely reshuffling the verses
• Is fully convinced that any other human being can follow his ever-changing teachings
• Thinks every biblical idea he tells the church is given by God
• Sees himself all throughout the Bible
• Believes God has bestowed upon him various biblical titles
• Forgets that WCG used to teach what he said they never did
• Forgets he “already taught this” years ago, thinking it’s new
• Declares it is “the last part of the series” dozens of times
• Asks, “Do you think we have one more year?” seven years in a row
• Declares another “WATCH-me-fail-again” for the entire church
• Believes his ministers prefer to spend their Sundays trimming tree branches with him, rather than having quality time with their wives and children
David C. Pack can teach a Master Class in prophetic failure. His track record stands at 100% and that achievement may never be topped in our lifetime.
Being diagnosed is the first step to recovery even with the most extreme cases of spiritual fraud.
Please show David C. Pack the same compassion that he would readily express to you.
12 comments:
While Dave Pack might be the very best at being the very worst false prophet,he is by no means alone. All, and I do mean all of these "men" that were spawned by their father, HWA, suffer from the exact same disease. 100% of these men have been wrong 100% of the time. Pack, Flurry, Weinland, Thiel, et al are the perfect false prophets. Sadly, that is the one thing they do better than anyone else on planet earth.
Why did they not see that God destroyed the WCG because it never had any relation to Christianity in the first place?
“RCG's David C. Pack Is Finally Diagnosed”
PRACTICAL DIAGNOSIS of klepto-Dave Pack-of-lies:
Dave Pack suffers from extremely extreme cases of KLEPTOMANIA and PREDICTION ADDICTION.
Of course, Dave does not really do the suffering himself. It is other people who do all the real suffering from Dave's extremely extreme cases of kleptomania and prediction addiction
It must be contagious within the COG bubble...
Oh, all those boys with three initials! Well, here is one for Davey boy: "Deceiving Crack-Pot," (DCP) aka the Renegade Cash Grabber (RCG). When will those sheep leave that wolf in cheap clothing?
Not so much contagious as actively encouraged, but you're still correct.
I would have found it much more satisfying if the diagnosis had come from an autopsy, but, oh well!
Well... at least Pack is consistent! :-)
Since there is 22 symptoms listed and the statement that there is more that could be identified, we could presumably conclude there is at least 30 symptoms being exhibited at all times throughout this last seven years.
If we take this list of symptoms and create an interplay with Dave Pack's "famous" sermon; Thirty Reasons To Follow The Truth, a stark dichotomy is exposed which if one were to continue to follow Dave Pack then that very same "truth" becomes dead.
Dave Pack in his sickness actually trashed his own renowned sermon defining the "truth". How?
In his 1993 sermon he concretely established that the "truth" was not tied explicitly to any man. Fast forward to 2015 and Dave Pack took 20 minutes to open a sermon (as a way to mitigate member departures) and explained that Christ as head of the church working through his apostle to establish doctrine is the basis of belief and therefore his next statement detailed the required response of the member. He said: "If you don't believe and obey all that the church teaches - you are a heretic who will go into the lake of fire."
If we go back to the same 1993 sermon, Dave Pack detailed that the "truth" was never tied to the four walls of any entity. He even quoted Herbert Armstrong who said; "if the "truth" ever ceases to be taught HERE for any reason, then we will just walk across the street and start all over."
From 2015 unto the present Dave has redefined WHERE the truth is. He emphatically stated that once a person proves what the "truth" is (in a church setting) and becomes baptized (in a church setting), that person forever forfeits the ability to question church doctrine and they no longer have the freedom to leave that same church. In both those instances, a person taking either or both pathes will lose their salvation according to Dave. He has numerous times reinforced this now mandatory belief by stating that salvation is explicitly tied to identifying WHERE the "truth" is being taught.
Dave Pack has stated the Greatest Story Never Told is all about finally establishing what the true gospel really is and it all about how salvation will come to be. The sick Dave Pack has firmly established that the true gospel message is nothing but a message about himself and the sick Dave Pack has firmly established that salvation comes from believing and obeying the words that come from the four walls of a building in Wadsworth, Ohio.
Thirty reasons not to follow a sick man is easy to see. I would say there would be 60 and 90 reasons to not follow a very sick man. That is a direct inference to Dave Pack's second and third most famous sermons; Sixty and Ninety reasons To Follow The "Truth".
So what does Dave Pack really believe today? Should we even care what a sick man would give as an answer? It would after all having nothing to do with the "truth".
Don’t worry David C Pack is the New Jim Jones!
What about the Truth said, "He (the sick Dave Pack) has numerous times reinforced this now mandatory belief by stating that salvation is explicitly tied to identifying WHERE the "truth" is being taught".
MY COMMENT - Anyone within the Pack (Restored) Church of God with any brain function left must realize how false this salvation statement really is. It doesn't even conform to what Herbert Armstrong taught in the Worldwide Church of God in reference to salvation to those in the successive Church eras. In the 1950s, Armstrong allowed his new converts to the Radio Church of God to attend Sabbath Services with the Church of God, Seventh Day in cities WHERE there were no WCG local congregations yet established. In later years, Herbert Armstrong had to admit that the Sardis era brethren were also God's people as well. I don't EVER remember Armstrong condemning their salvation to Lake of Fire eternal damnation. WHERE was not an issue.
Up until the failed 1972/1975 in prophecy, Armstrong also taught that when the USA was about to be under attack from Germany to kick off the Great Tribulation, the Philadelphia brethren (roughly 50% of the Church) would be taken to a Place of Safety, and the remaining half of the Church would constitute the Laodicean brethren WHERE they would be "tried by fire" in captivity in America; WHERE they had an opportunity to repent and receive salvation in the first resurrection. (NOTE: From what I can gather having left the Church in 1976, the two Church eras of Philadelphia and Laodicean co-existing simultaneously in SEPARATE corporate entities is a concept that postdates Herbert Armstrong's 1986 death along with the Tkach apostasy and the subsequent splintering of the WCG). My point is Armstrong taught that the Laodiceans that went through the Great Tribulation were not condemned to the Lake of Fire eternal damnation if they repented.
Pack's false teaching that salvation is explicitly tied to identifying WHERE the "truth" is being taught" conflicts directly with what Herbert Armstrong taught. "WHERE" wasn't the case with the brethren in the parent Church of God, Seventh Day despite Armstrong's belief that they were the dead Sardis Church. "WHERE" also wasn't the case with the Laodicean Church despite Armstrong's belief that the Laodiceans were within his own WCG who would be left behind not taken to the Place of Safety to be tried by fire in the Great Tribulation.
Richard
Frankly, there is no certified clinician verifying an "sickness" mental, physical or spiritual as the case may be. So what validity does this really hold?
You’re absolutely correct,they are all false. Every organized man religion upon this earth is false, God never instituted a religion, he instituted spiritual faith through the messiah. You don’t need these unverified man to get close to God, just follow the foundation which he gave to all men , that was given to us by confirmed ordain man of the bible( prophets, apostles and the chief corner stone himself ( the messiah). I’ve learned so much after leaving RCG. Sadly all of Davi C Pack puppets believe they are servants of the most high, when really they are serving a mad man name David C.Pack.
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