Sunday, May 15, 2022

Dave Pack: Christ Returns TODAY May 15, 2022!!!!!!! Woo Hoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Caucasian RCG members finally have a new guest in Wadsworth!!!!!
 

Not much I can add to this epic failure except that Dave added an easy way out and will subject his dwindling flock to more sermons.

"With Part 367 David Pack says that Christ will come back sometime on Sunday 15 May 2022. He will not do anymore sermons because Christ will be back. If Christ does not come back on the 15th it will be one year."

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

No wiggle room here, is there? If Dave were not so specific with names, he could easily squirm his way out of his prophetic failures by pointing to a dude named Jesus who has been deported dozens of times, but continues to return to the US knowing that eventually he won't get caught.

Does the seventy times seven rule apply to forgiving false prophets? Maybe Dave should give a sermon on that!

Anonymous said...

And since a year is as a day to God, Dave will have more blather for us on Monday, May 16.

Anonymous said...


After today he's not going to predict.....on Pentecost?

Marc Cebrian said...

It would be so great if DCP would promise to quit if Christ doesn't come. It would be so great if DCP could admit he is so terribly bad at being a prophetic teacher. It would be great if DCP could be taken at his word. Alas...

Anonymous said...

I know this may be hard to understand, but I am beginning to enjoy this madness. I find it really amusing. Perry E Stone

DW said...

I agree with you totally Marc-except for one thing. He isn't just a bad TEACHER of prophecy, he is also a lying, and proven false prophet.

Anonymous said...

Hello, Jesus here. I made it back today at 6 am Jerusalem time. I'm recovering from jet lag, but trust me, Dave will keep things going until I'm ready for my first public appearance.

Zippo said...

promise to quit if Christ doesn't come

Didn't Ron Weinland make such a promise? Then not keep it?

Anonymous said...

It would be so great if DCP would promise to quit if Christ doesn't come. It would be so great if DCP could admit he is so terribly bad at being a prophetic teacher.

But would it be so great if Dave sold all the RCG assets and then fled to a comfortable Caribbean island with no U.S. extradition agreements in place?

Anonymous said...

I hope David C Pack resigns today!

Anonymous said...

I guess it never occurs to Dave that he's breaking a commandment with his useless and always false prophecies!

Hey, Dave! Quit taking the Lord's name in vain!

WHAT ABOUT THE TRUTH said...

Well the Wednesday watch was quite boring. Satan’s sun-day with a lunar eclipse (the moon will not give her light) is a lot more exciting.

Then again this past Christmas that was to be stopped in its track has to be the winner for the prediction of Christ's return.

Come to thank of it, New years eve/day "when the whole world is drunken" was the perfect prediction and so well thought out, after all, what other day would Christ come.

Honorable mention to the "moad" as a mandatory coming day. The "moad" in a "mikron" was pretty good as well.

The Passover made the most sense especially since Christ has been waiting a long time to drink of the fruit of the vine with Dave in his kingdom.

Is Dave running out of days or getting close to having covered all of them? If he was smart, he could have predicted one day for each sermon he has given and since he is now at 367 he would be 1/365 right when Christ eventually does come.

As Dave likes to say in every one of coworker letters; "it can't get any worse" --- or can it? With Dave, all things are possible!

Anonymous said...

Sunday?

I thought he said it had to be on a Sabbath.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IW9R9LzUlps