Woo Hoo! The Orginal Worldwide Church of God Expands Into The Philippines And Samuel Is Now Authorized To Take Your Tithes And Offerings!

The Work of God™ is exploding across the globe at warp speed! And no, we’re not talking about that amateur-hour circus run by our favorite delusional Crackpot Prophet—perish the thought! We’re talking the one, the only, the authentic, original-flavor Worldwide Church of God, lovingly preserved in Samuel Kitchen’s spare bedroom and inside his own head like a sacred taxidermy project.

Hot off the presses: a former HWA-era minister in the Philippines has heroically reached out to Samuel himself to beg Samuel to bring his earth-shattering, continent-moving ministry to the islands. And because this gentleman is apparently still an Elder™ in the One True Remnant™, he has graciously granted Samuel Kitchen official permission to collect tithes and offerings from the brethren. Hallelujah! Break out those wallets and purses, kids! Dust off those checkbooks you haven’t touched since 1995! It’s time to make it rain for Jesus (terms and conditions apply, void where God has any sense). Praise the Lord and pass the offering plate!

And fear not, scattered little flock that can literally be counted on two hands with fingers left over—this minister will now provide official, factory-certified counseling. That’s right, never again will your life be plagued by the unbearable emptiness of having to think for yourself or decide what to believe. The Church is once again here to do all the heavy lifting upstairs. 

Been there. Done that. Got the trauma.

We have some exciting news!

The Work of God expands to Philippines!

It is with GREAT JOY AND ENTHUSIASM that I am announcing this.

An ordained pastor, Mr Jonathan Dicen, in the Philippines has reached out to me, and we have talked, wanting to revive and expand this work there in the Philippines as the Worldwide Church of God.

His family was one of the founding members of the Worldwide Church of God under Mr Armstrong. He has faithfully endured and has held fast to God’s truth against many persecutions and trials.

COUNSELING: If you would like to request counseling, all concerned messages will be directed Mr Dicen.

Tithes and Offerings: As an elder in the Worldwide Church of God, he has authorized me(Samuel Kitchen) to receive God’s Tithes and Offerings. This is done in accordance with the Law of God, concerning tithes and offerings, and according to Malachi 3:6-12 Concerning the restoration of the Worldwide Church of God.

This post will be updated as we move foward.

For all tithes and offerings, please send a check to PO Box 126 Fairfield Iowa,52556 in the name of “Support Services of the Worldwide Church of God”, or to Samuel Kitchen.

Also see our new website supportwcg.org

For more information visit worldwidechurchofgod.org