Remember, not long ago, in the ever-changing face of the Church of God, how Aaron Dean was the most important man alive, a holdover from the one true Council of Elders? The man who was destined to return to the one true Worldwide Church of God and restore the faith once delivered. The man who would stand on the newly purchased Ambassador Auditorium stage and preach the final word of warning to the world before the terrible end times hit. The man who had literally touched and been in the presence of God's most holy and important Apostle in human history.
We were endlessly bewitched by the incessant begging for Aaron to return to the truth once delivered and abandon the heretical apostate United Church of God, that rebellious upstart not worthy of such a great man.
Yet, here we are today, a few hours away from the Last Great Day that symbolizes the Great White Throne Judgment. A judgment that Aaron will now have to face because he remained in the apostate UCG and refused to join up with Sammy.
Aaron's apostasy no longer matters since God has now officially appointed Sam Kitchen as God's last remaining mouthpiece to bring the huddled masses back to the church and take all of their money (currently two women in Canada), restore the truth once delivered, and lead the chosen people into Petra while he hops over to Jerusalem to be one of the Two Witless Witnesses.
Isn't Armstrongism grand!!!!!!!!
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