Wednesday, June 19, 2013

Flurry Cult: HWA Saved Much Heartache Because He Prohibited Football



Become like a little child so we can tell you anything we want and you will believe it.


Those crazy folk at Philadelphia Church of God are always an entertaining bunch.  They hate football just as much as Bob Thiel does.  Bob must be wetting his pants right now in delight!

According to Six Pack and crew, church members need to start acting like little children and let more intelligent men do their thinking for them.  Who knows, in the long run that person may have made a correct decision that saved your life.  By being a little child you no longer have to question even worry about things.  Those above you know better and will tell you want to believe and do.  How can people in the PCG be this stupid that they believe drivel and allow others to tell them what to do?

Mr. Armstrong’s ruling on football shows us something much bigger. Sometimes a ruling is made that we may not totally understand at the time. Mr. Armstrong didn’t spell out exactly everything that could happen to those who played football. Probably he didn’t know all that the medical profession has discovered today. But God knew, and He warned His people out of love—God wanted to keep us safe.
Heeding those warnings has kept many of God’s people safe over the years. And maybe ignoring some has caused us problems. Christ admonishes His people to become child-like (Matthew 18:3). A well-trained child will follow his parent’s instruction immediately and as precisely as he can. They learn that they will find out the “why” later. In the case of why I shouldn’t play tackle football, now I clearly see why—33 years later. Now I See Why

Idiots In The Pulpit: Holy Helicopters Batman! Gerald Flurry Should Take Notice



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Gerald Flurry recently spent several thousand dollars to fly a helicopter around his compound in order to impress his dwindling flock.  Perhaps Gerald needs to resort to these tactics in order to raise money.  Admit it, don't you want a new car too?

Bob Thiel: COG's Greatest Conspiracy Nut Hyperventilates Over "Satan's Chair"



The non-ordained self-appointed conspiracy laden splinter group leader Bob Thiel is busy today with his latest tirade against the Catholic Church.  His latest entry is based upon the "prophecies" of St Malachy, a 9th century Irish priest and that the Vatican supposedly contains the chair that Satan will eventually sit upon.  That chair is reportedly in the Vatican in a shrine that covers the remnants of the chair St. Peter supposedly sat on.

St. Malachy supposedly had a vision where he saw that there would only be 112 popes before the end of the world came.

Bob Thiel needs and uses these visions by Malachay and Fatima in order to legitimize his lunatic rantings.  Thiel is so enthralled by these conspiracy theories that he is in Rome right now gathering information for his new book and podcasts.

When you Google "Is Satan's Throne In The Vatican" you will get literally thousands of conspiracy laden blogs and web sites filled with some of the craziest idiocy imaginable.  Bat shit crazy isn't even word that can accurately describe some of these sites.  The best part when you do this is that right there in the middle of it all is Bob Thiel.  He is just as crazy as they all are.

Bob includes a picture his wife took (similar to the one above) and this:

Yesterday, my wife Joyce and I were able to once again see and visit what could be ‘Satan’s throne’ if the devil does in fact have a physical throne on the earth.

Back in 1987 on a tour of Saint Peter’s Basilica in Vatican City, those of on that tour (all WCG members) were told by a Worldwide Church of God minister who was conducting the tour that Joseph Tkach, Sr. (who was then the Pastor General of WCG–he died in 1995) stated that he felt that this was “Satan’s throne.” The WCG tour guide minister also said that that there was a tradition/legend (which possibly can be tied to one interpretation of the 12th century Malachy prophecy) that the final pope would sit on this throne.
It's funny how he has to quote Tkach Sr. as an authority on this "chair of Satan."  Tkach Sr. got his same stupid reasoning about this chair from the same stupid conspiracy theorists and anti-Catholic's that have been apart of the COG for decades.  The COG has always had to have some bogey-man who was evil and out to get therm.  The WCG thrived on that and most of the splinter cults still do to this day.

When false prophet and "teacher" Thiel publishes this asinine  stuff he makes himself look like a fool and looses  credibility.

With Bob being in Italy right now we are guaranteed a plethora of conspiracy theories when he gets back.  It will be Fatima 24/7 for several weeks.

A "Prophecy of the Popes" is attributed to St. Malachy, which is claimed to predict that there would be only 112 more popes before the Last Judgment. It was discovered and published by Benedictine Arnold de Wyon in 1590. Most scholars consider the document a 16th-century elaborate hoax.[5] Like any good conspiracy theory, there are many holes in the lore of St. Malachy, according to Father James Weiss, a professor of church history at Boston College. "It is widely thought ... given who the author was and his relationship, [that the prophecies] were published to establish the case for election of one particular cardinal," said Weiss.[6] Dr. Thomas Groome, chair of the Department of Religious Education and Pastoral Ministry at Boston College, has a similar notion, "For myself -- and even as a native Irishman -- the 'Prophecies of St. Malachy' are a grand old fun tale that have about as much reliability as the morning horoscope".[6] Thomas J. Reese, SJ, of Georgetown University, had only this to say: "St. Malachy's prophecy is nonsense."[6]