Sunday, April 12, 2020

Modern Day Zerubbabel Speaks New Truth, Utterly Humiliating Bob Thiel!


Another Church of God prophet who is the modern-day Zerubbabel.
He is so accurate that Bob Thiel has been sent whimpering to the backroom
of his pill-pushing naturopath store in Arroyo Grande!

Shocking!

I know!

I skipped the first 5 minutes of this amazing prophetic expose.
For the REAL truth, go back and listen to the first few minutes
and let us know how amazing it is!

Your life will be changed forever!

You will never gain those precious minutes back!

Hi Ho Silver! To the Kingdom and beyond!



Notice how the prophet is acting like a real prophet. He has a prophet's beard and also does not wash his clothing...I can't wait for Bob Thiel to do this!  Then we will know he is a true prophet!


19 comments:

Byker Bob said...

He's got a little ways to go on the hair and beard until he's as stylish or cool as William Lee Golden of the Oak Ridge Boys, but his prose might be mistaken for some psychedelic Country Western music. Prophecy wise, he's got equal credibility with the other wannabe prophets in the Armstrong movement, but he's not as materialistic as the rest of them or he'd have amassed himself a mini-Herb empire.

There's always the possibility that he's a trained spook masquerading as a prophet. I am certain that at least one current or retired spook's interest has been piqued by our Armstrong-dissident sites. Just need to know how to read the signs.

BB

DennisCDiehl said...

I'm going to go with mental health issues

Anonymous said...

There are a lot more of these guys out there that you know of.
I can't tell you how many cryptic email curses I have received over the years. Quite a few from the pcg in the last few years. They talk like they are a prophet from the bible. Lot's of mental illnesses in these groups.

Anonymous said...

Reminds me of the film Network, they guys they were considering using to replace Howard Beale.

Anonymous said...

He looks like one of the homeless folks that roam around here.

Anonymous said...

Hey Z. make an appointment here:

https://www.downtowndentalla.com


Soon, very soon!

km

Tonto said...

No way he could be a "real prophet" without "crooked curtains" !!

Anonymous said...

Thanks, Herbert Armstrong for all of these absolute idiots you have given us today. You are why we have Pack, Zerubbabel, Flurry, Thiel, Malm, Weinland and all these other lying false prophet kooks in our midst.

Anonymous said...

10:49am Not to mention the kooks on this blog! Thanks Herbie.

Anonymous said...

I believe Weinland created this walking, talking mess.

Anonymous said...

I blame Jesus. He was the great counterfeiter who stole his life story from Osiris of Egypt 2000 years before him. His followers are also plagiarists and counterfeits.

Lake of Fire Church of God said...

I don't know what it was about the Radio/Worldwide Church of God, but it seemed to be a lightning rod in attracting more than its fair share of weirdos. That could be a topic in and of itself. Just what do you mean weidos in the Church of God?

Can't take this modern day Zerrubbabel seriously unto he harness God's open door of animation and gives "cartoon Bob" Thiel some competition.

Richard

DennisCDiehl said...

Can't he or we call him anything besides Zerrub...Zurubbe... Zerrubbel.... that name? I can never spell it. How about Bill?

Anonymous said...

How about Rub?

Byker Bob said...
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Anonymous said...

Anon 1:57
Showing true colours.

Byker Bob said...

Does he practice Mr. Armstrong's health habit of vigorous morning rubdown with a towel? If so, we could give him the street name "Z-Rub."

BB

nck said...

His brother Mr E. Babble on says hi.

Nck

Anonymous said...

Is that Luke Skywalker?