It is always fascinating listening to self-appointed COG prophets, apostles, pastor generals, and church overseers run off at the mouth on how they are boldly going forth into the world without any fear to preach what they think is the gospel. That all comes to a screeching halt real fast with 99.99% of them, They all end up being loudmouthed blowhards.
The latest loudmouth is our very own Elisha Bwana Bob Thiel. This should be no shock to anyone here. For many years now he has been running off at the mouth on how he is the only one preaching the truth to the world, no holds barred. Until today.
The wimpy, hand flapping prophet of the so-called Philadelphia era of the church stuck his tail between his legs and is cowering in his homeopathic pill-pushing studio office in Grover Beach, CA.
Bobiniah had this to say to his African members and 299 worldwide Caucasians:
A Non-CCOG Book?
In order to attempt to get radio interviews in order to reach all we can, I have been working on a new book: Biden-Harris Destruction & Prophecies.
Because of various reasons, including potentially legal ones, this will NOT be an official CCOG book (while we do not consider the book to be “political,” items of morality such as abortion and LGBT matters, are considered to be by secular authorities–so some official distance seems to be wisest).
However, we do expect to make it available for free to EVERYBODY at Amazon Kindle for a few days. Why only a few days? Amazon Kindle does NOT allow books on it to 1) be available free indefinitely OR 2) to be available online for free. Once we have it available via Kindle, we plan to send a separate email to all of you with a link. Note: You DO NOT have to have a Kindle reader to access it.
This is all about this blowhard getting his mug on the radio and in different interviews. It is always about Bob. But this time Bobiniah has proven he is a coward and is looking for the easy way out in publishing his latest book. He feels his book is too controversial to be associated with his cult church. Just like Herbert Armstrong was embarrassed by his message and his god and thus invented the Ambassador Foundation, Thiel is diverting attention away from his cult church due to his embarrassing message in his new book. Just like all the other COG false prophets he puffs his chest up and beats it trying to impress us all. Then when his wimpy ass is on the line he retreats like the coward he is. This is not government persecution, this is of his own making.
What a useless prophet!
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For as much as "My Kingdom is not of this world" twice blessed Bobbylonia is sure using the Kingdoms of this world to promote his twice duped prophetic nonsense.
Could be an interesting read. WHAT? DID I SAY THAT?
While no fan of a Biden/Harris twosome, this book if nothing else is about 'BOB'.
So perhaps it is to be expected that something like this would come from him. It will certainly get attention.
But that it will lead to an increase in membership which he so desparately wants, I doubt it. He may well regret publishing.
That said, "Where's Hunter"?,lol.
Bobbylonia should have his book published first on SPIN-DLE before putting in on kindle.
Prophet Tonto Speaks About The New Administation.
I foretell that under Biden/Harris that taxes will increase and that govt spending will also increase.
I predict that there will be in the next 20 years an epidemic or pandemic will breakout, either out of India, Africa or Asia .
There will be a "sex scandal" somewhere in the staff of the Biden Administration , and that someone in his staff will be charged with a crime for either perjury, malfeasance or bribery.
I foretell that during the potential 8 years of a Biden/Harris administration there will be an economic recession, and a 20% or more bear market in the stock market.
I predict that there will be a natural disaster that will kill at least 1000 people during the next 8 years.
I predict that Boobyloonia will not stop his nonsense!
Bob gets more pathetic by the day.
"This is all about this blowhard getting his mug on the radio"
Really?? Two questions: 1) How many "mugs" (faces) have you seen on the radio, and 2) what do you smoke, that you see them?
This reminds me of when the Plain Truth became a "secular" magazine and Tomorrow's World was published. Bob is also presenting hype similar to what we were given to explain the AICF and publishing Quest.
Oh boy, do I love prognostication too!
If Biden does get inaugurated on the 20th, which he probably will, he won't be President for very long. With all the evidence of ongoing investigations and corruption seeing the light of day he could be quickly impeached. But not before the Democrats pull out 25th ammendment to save poor old Biden from the evil MAGA propaganda. Now after "Wakanda Kamala", which by the way was the least liked candidate of the Democrat's 2020 campaign, actually seals Biden's fate with the 25th, she will then nominate the most corrupt person in American politics as her VP. Both Houses of Congress will concur with her decision which is none other than Beezlebub!
Bobus/Bobiniah....you're missing the most obvious one: Bobadiah.
He's even one of the MINOR prophets, so it's fitting.
Economic recession Tonto? The world changed forever when the Pandemic hit. Biden is talking in borrowing trillions.
Imagine how impressive he would be as a prophet if he prophesied that Trump would be impeached twice, especially if he prophesied that early on in the Trump administration.
if he prophesied that Trump would be impeached twice
In 2016 he couldn't even predict Trump would win. Instead, he wrote two books to show both candidates were 'apocalyptic'. Talk about wiggle room prophecy!
Why do you twist the intent of this non-church book? The clear purpose is to keep something that might be considered "political" by the government (IRS) separate from the CCOG so as to maintain its tax exempt status. This is normal behavior for any tax advantaged organization. It is done all the time. Why is it branded as "embarrassing" for this church (I mean, other than your bias against it)?
Couldn't predict Trump, but...
Thanks to Indian and more Catholic prophecies, Bob speculates on the Beast in 2025.
Why do you twist the intent of this non-church book? The clear purpose is to keep something that might be considered "political" by the government (IRS) separate from the CCOG so as to maintain its tax exempt status. This is normal behavior for any tax advantaged organization. It is done all the time. Why is it branded as "embarrassing" for this church (I mean, other than your bias against it)?
The ACOGs have always pretended not to be partisan political organizations. They talk about politics a lot, but couch it in their view of end-time prophecy. Look at Flurry. If Bobus' book crosses a church/state boundary, Flurry has been doing so for 20+ years. What Bobus' new book reveals is that his church really IS a partisan political group that needs to play word games to present itself as a non-political religion.
"Still Learning said...
Bobus/Bobiniah....you're missing the most obvious one: Bobadiah.
He's even one of the MINOR prophets, so it's fitting."
Bobadiah gets the prestigious Ronald Weinland 'Awesome' award!!!
Flipping through the free copy on Amazon, one ironic assertion immediately caused a chuckle: Bob writes that president-elect Biden makes exaggerated claims about himself.
Whomever wrote this article I will be praying for you.
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