Thursday, August 4, 2022

Can We Stop Gyrating in Our Seats Now?

 




 "Dear brethren, 

Please note that Mr. Pack plans to deliver a Bible Study tomorrow, Thursday, August 4 in the afternoon. There’s a SLIGHT change to what we learned in Part 386 that will be explained in a short message tomorrow. ALL IS WELL! We will let you know once the message is available in Member Services. 

Warm regards" - RCG Admin

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

Enough with Pack! Tell us what is going on with David Hulme? Is he alive? Is his cult defunct?

Anonymous said...

The leaders of the ACOGs have clearly forgotten Prov. 17:28. And, of course, there are notable worst offenders.

DennisCDiehl said...

I always want to say to Dave what Moses said to Korah. , "Well Dave, with ideas like this really big things are opening up for you"šŸ˜

Anonymous said...

Evidently David Hume has not completely lost his marbles or lied to the wrong person. I would probably never even read this blog if I was not personally involved with a member. It can be most frustrating. Where did I hear the expression bizarro world?

Anonymous said...

Oh I I found it. It's in DC comics from the '60s, a cubed shape planet also called htrae, which is Earth spelled backwards. So Dave spelled backwards is evad, if you just add another e it would be evade which means escape which is what I suggest those scheduled to listen to the next episode of bizarro world from RCG should do.

Anonymous said...

David Hulme's "ministry" is even smaller than Bob Thiel's. It's a do-nothing pseudo-religious group that capitalizes on world events and brings god into its articles in the last two paragraphs. They are irrelevant in COGland. One thing they do have is a million-dollar-plus office building headquartered in an Arts and Crafts style house on South Marengo in Pasadena, way more impressive than Bob's sad-looking little world headquarters squeezed in between two other businesses.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous at 8:12:00 AM said...“Tell us what is going on with David Hulme? Is he alive? Is his cult defunct?”


Ah, yes, let us not forget about David Hulme and his cult.

Whether or not David Hulme is alive or dead will not make any great difference. He will not be doing much either way.

Whether or not David Hulme's cult is defunct or not will not make any great difference either. It will not be doing much either way either.

On second thought, go ahead and forget about David Hulme and his cult.

Anonymous said...

"Tell us what is going on with David Hulme? Is he alive? Is his cult defunct?"

The reason you do not hear anything about David Hulme is that he is a do-nothing guy. His magazine is almost defunct now and only comes out a few times a year if that. He has no television ministry so no one outside of Armstgrongism even knows who he is. Other than marrying a woman who was the same age as his daughter, that is about the only thing memorable about the guy.

Anonymous said...

It won't work Anonymous 8:12:00

You have tried this before. Trying to divert attention to Hulme and Thiel wont work. The Packster is the King of False Prophets. He deserves our undivided attention because of the widespread damage that he inflicts on the unsuspecting.

Anonymous said...

12.04 PM
I'm not convinced that Pack is the King of false prophets. He tells in your face lies, but the others groups prefer to use subtlety. It's subtltey that worked in the garden of Eden.

Tonto said...

NEWS FLASH ---- Flurry and Hulme to MERGE!

To now be known as FLUME !

Example:Usage Flush your tithe money down the FLUME !

Anonymous said...

Anonymous at 12:04:00 PM said...“The Packster is the King of False Prophets. He deserves our undivided attention because of the widespread damage that he inflicts on the unsuspecting.”


Actually, Gerald Flurry is the King of the False Prophets. He even has a Fake Throne Stone to prove it.

Dave Pack is just a second-rate false prophet who promoted himself later. Dave has a very competitive spirit, but he is always number two, never number one. Dave has to come up with more wrong prophetic date guesses all the time so he does not slip below Ronald Weinland in the false prophet rankings, or even better, below Bob Thiel.

Do not give either Gerald or Dave your undivided attention. It might go to their heads.


RANKINGS

#1 False Prophet: Gerald Flurry (Satan's favorite.)

#2 False Prophet: David Pack (Satan's #2 faker, fibber, and taker.)

#3 False Prophet: Ronald Weinland (Self-appointed. Dishonorable mention.)

#4 False Prophet: Bob Thiel (Self-appointed. Almost unmentionable.)

Anonymous said...

And to think that I once asked Connie, err, I mean Tonto to marry me.

Anonymous said...

Gerald Flurry has claimed that he will become the king of England when the royal family perishes in the tribulation. This is to fulfill God's promise to always have a man sit on Davids' throne. However history says otherwise. Who sat on Davids' throne during Cromwell's rule? It's up to God and not some minister to interpret and apply His promises.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous at 10:24:00 PM said...“And to think that I once asked Connie, err, I mean Tonto to marry me.”


LOL

COG(7D) women can be so sneaky and deceitful.

A Bible Advocate magazine article once showed a picture of a beautiful young girl with long blond hair sitting on a sofa and reading a book because she did not have a date for the weekend.

This did not seem to make any sense. Single COG(7D) guys probably wanted to know her phone number.

A picture at the back of the magazine of the actual author of the article showed her to have short, dark frizzy hair, and she was not as good looking as the girl in the photo that was used with the article.

“Connie” could be in her nineties and therefore might have chosen to use a picture of a much younger girl from her hubby's porno collection for her profile photo. You never know. COG(7D) women can be so sneaky and deceitful.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
And to think that I once asked Connie, err, I mean Tonto to marry me.


Too late anyway. Connie ran off with Joe Moeller.

Gru said...

Or a unemployed, bored, married old baby boomer AC grad elite. Their the ones who cause the COG problems.

Anonymous said...

OK, so some create avatars and cyber characters to express their real experiences and opinions in a protected manner so that their identities would not be discovered by cultic spies. There are many reasons for doing this, most of which revolve around the disingenuousness of the Armstrong movement of which we were all part.

Due to identifiable style and methodology, and apparently as a result of remaining a critical thinker in spite of current membership in one of the splinters, one of our primary contributors has needed to switch identities as the old ones got burned. I have no problem with this, because regardless of the screen name, the contributions are always good. But, it has pissed off the spies!

Lake of Fire Church of God said...

9:24 AM said, "Too late anyway. Connie ran off with Joe Moeller."

MY COMMENT - Perhaps this comment is an appropriate place to ask, whatever did happen to:

Connie
Joe Moeller
The Clown Tom Mahon

Richard

Anonymous said...

Tom posted that he had found the true church, the Jehovah's Witnesses, a couple years ago, and has not been heard from since. (I did not make this up as a joke, Tom actually posted that!)

It got to the point where Joe could not post anything here without some numbskull calling him "Cowboy Joe" and reminding everyone that Joe had said he'd be defending his personal place of safety and stash of foodstuffs up there in Cody with weapons if necessary.

Connie changed portraits, someone found the source from which the original portrait had been lifted, and she disappeared shortly thereafter.

Lake of Fire Church of God said...

Thank you Saturday, August 6, 2022 at 1:19:00 PM PDT!

My jaw dropped when reading that Tom Mahon is now a Jehovah's Witness. Wow! I didn't see that one coming. Thanks again!

Richard