Petulant Man-Child Melts Down Over New British Prime Minister - Another Sure Sign Of The End Times

 

The accurate prophet in our midst made a prophecy early this morning that came true within an hour or so of claiming Bwana Bob Thiel would melt down over Liz Truss. the new British Prime Minister.

I am honoured to be elected Leader of the Conservative Party.

Thank you for putting your trust in me to lead and deliver for our great country.

I will take bold action to get all of us through these tough times, grow our economy, and unleash the United Kingdom’s potential. pic.twitter.com/xCGGTJzjqb

— Liz Truss (@trussliz) September 5, 2022

DennisCDiehl said...
Let's get this prediction over with: 

 

Now that Liz Truss is going on to be British Prime Minister, we can expect the "children shall be their oppressors and WOMEN SHALL RULE OVER THEM" nonsense from Bob. 

 

To be clear, the text and context is calling the MALE leaders of Israel as useless as "women" and about as mature as "children". It was not a literal reference to a change in gender or age in leadership as a sure sign of the end of all things.Monday, September 5, 2022 at 6:26:00 AM PDT

After reading Dennis' comment here, the Great Bwana had to immediately get to the task of deriding the new British Prime Ministers, former President Obama, and others while getting his self-righteous knickers in a twist of women ruling over men. I think part of Bwana Bob's beef with women is that the male leaders in the Church of God have been such EPIC failures that he knows that if a strong woman stepped in that she could lead far more effectively with compassion than he and his other self-appointed testosterone deficient beta-boys have been doing, but that's another story.

Bwana Bob starts off by quoting a couple new stories and then says that Prime Minister Truss has already pissed off the Europeans with some of her stances. This immediately set off the beta-boy alarms in his head that this is a sure sign of prophecy where Europe will soon invade Great Britain and take them captive. Oh, the Armstrongite mind is a wonderous thing!

She has espoused positions that the European Union does not like (e.g. see EU and Ireland not pleased with UK’s protocol bill for Northern Ireland), hence while she is not Boris Johnson (who the EU did not like), she is not likely to be able to heal the rift between the UK and EU.

Then the Great Bwana had to quote a GERMAN article about Truss. The alarm bells started clanging louder and louder. The Germans!!!!!!!!! Oh, noes!

The German press reported:

5 September 2022

What foreign policy issues face the UKs new leader?

The new prime minister will also have to steer the UK on the international stage with Russia’s war in Ukraine, an increasingly assertive China, and ongoing tensions with the European Union over the aftermath of Brexit topping that agenda.

Truss said she would tear up parts of the Northern Ireland Protocol, a step that could lead to a new trade barriers or even legal difficulties with the EU.

A bill to unilaterally scrap some customs checks to ease the movement of goods between Northern Ireland and the rest of Britain is working its way through the British parliament, and Truss said last month that if picked as prime minister she would seek to deliver that legislation in full. Liz Truss to be next British prime minister (Bob, please learn how to use hyperlinks)

Then horror of horrors, the Great Bwana did not like that Truss voted for gay marriage (a sure sign of the downfall of the British Israelite nations but interestingly never an issue for the non-Israelitish nations which have also approved it).

As far as signs that are not good go, on “LGBTQ+ rights,” Liz Truss, according to Reuters, voted for gay marriage and has never voted against “LGBTQ+ rights” — but that is contrary to the Bible. 

 

Liz Truss will likely try her best to lead, but she has not shown a strong reverence for scripture. The following came to mind related to her and many other politicians:

1 Unless the Lord builds the house,

They labor in vain who build it;

Unless the Lord guards the city,

The watchman stays awake in vain. (Psalm 127:1)

The Great Bwana is worried about the sanctity of marriage when his very own church has a background that is filled with adultery, incest, rapes, and stalkings - most of it committed by the leadership of the COG. As for Truss supposedly not showing a "strong reverence for scripoture" pray to tell me when the COG self-appointed leaders ever have? In the last 35 years, we have witnessed a cesspool of spiritually and morally bankrupt men take power in the church with no reverence to scripture whatsoever.

Then the Great Bwana had to take a swipe at former President Obama for wanting to see more women leaders in other countries, in spite of the fact that Herbert Armstrong and many other COG leaders looked at Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher as the strong leader the UK needed and basically groveled at her feet in admiration. But, because former President Obama said it, it is wrong:

Of course, Liz Truss is also a woman. A while back, former US President Barack Obama said he wanted women to rule over every country:

December 16, 2019 

 

Speaking at a private event in Singapore on Monday, President Obama said that if women ran every country, we would all live with significantly improved living standards and there would be less war and strife. When it comes to leadership, women are “indisputably better” than men, Obama said, according to the BBC, which was apparently invited to the event. 

 

Most of the world’s problems, Obama said, stem from too many old men in positions of power, an obvious slight directed at President Donald Trump, though he wasn’t explicitly named. 

 

Although they’re not perfect, women are so much more advanced and even-headed than men, that Obama believes if women were given two years running every country on earth, all of our problems would be fixed.

“Now women, I just want you to know; you are not perfect, but what I can say pretty indisputably is that you’re better than us [men].” 

 

“I’m absolutely confident that for two years if every nation on earth was run by women, you would see a significant improvement across the board on just about everything…living standards and outcomes.” 

 

When asked if he would ever consider going back into political leadership, he said he believed in leaders stepping aside when the time came. 

 

“If you look at the world and look at the problems it’s usually old people, usually old men, not getting out of the way,” he said. 

 

“It is important for political leaders to try and remind themselves that you are there to do a job, but you are not there for life, you are not there in order to prop up your own sense of self importance or your own power.”

The Great Bwana is on a roll and continues with this:

Barack Obama, when president, refused to enforce the Defense of Marriage Act, and eventually supported its removal. He has assisted many in declaring their sin like Sodom (more biblical warnings about Sodom are in the article: The Bible Condemns Homosexuality).

The Bible also condemns liars, self-appointed false prophets, corrupt leaders, blasphemers of the Word, and those that use the law as a weapon over grace. But then, this totally goes over the heads of self-appointed COG leaders as they imagine themselves as the most perfect men to ever walk the earth. 

Then the Great Bwana gets to the gist of his posting...blasphemous ruling women! Oh, the humanity!!!!!!!!

And, also notice, that the Bible warns against women ruling. It is not that they can never help, but God says those who promote such things are causing people to err and get their way destroyed.

The Great Bwana ends with this:

Although Barack Obama, particularly while campaigning to become US President, repeatedly claimed to be a Christian, he has overlooked many scriptures. 

COG ministers and leaders, like Bob Thiel, claim to be Christian yet overlook the scriptures that do not fit their legalistic views.

Jesus said that Christians are supposed to live “by every word that proceeds from the mouth of God” (Matthew 4:4).

Something the Church of God has never done. That is price but the very fact they claim grace is a license to sin.

The Bible does NOT teach that the world would be a better place if old men move aside and let women rule. 

 

Furthermore, the Bible teaches what the solution is. 

 

It is repentance and turning to Jesus, individually (Acts 2:38) as well as repentance nationally to save a people (Hosea 11:3a, 5b-7).

When has the COG leadership ever turned to Jesus? They can't even mention his name 95% of the time.  

Since national repentance is not expected, the end of the USA (Daniel 11:39) and other governments of this world is coming:

15 Then the seventh angel sounded: And there were loud voices in heaven, saying, “The kingdoms of this world have become the kingdoms of our Lord and of His Christ, and He shall reign forever and ever!” (Revelation 11:15-16)

Perhaps the bigger issue is that the Church of God has failed to repent of its grievous sins, false prophecies morally and spiritually bankrupt self-appointed leaders, incorrect church doctrines, and its continuing quest to shackle its members with spirit-quenching blasphemous biblical interpretations.

Perhaps God is waiting for the COG leadership to repent of their sins and then maybe the glory of the kingdom can shine forth upon all.

 

Crackpot Prophet Mocks Preppers For Creating Safety Bunkers While He Plans On Taking His Followers To Petra

 

For decades now the Churches of God have had men who claim they will lead true believers, who have been tested by fire and God, to a place of final training, whether it be Pella or Petra. These men have all made superfantastical claims as to how true believers would get there, what would happen to them there and how it would be the training ground for future kings, priests, gods, goddesses, and teachers who will whip the world back into shape after the tribulation has destroyed much of humanity. 

How can anyone forget Gerald Waterhouse and his butt-numbing 4-hour sermons on this stupidity? Next to Bob Thiel the church has never had a bigger false teacher in its midst than this man. 

Even Rod Meredith would wax eloquently on this topic, but his version of the story was always darker as his followers were going to weld rods of iron to whip and beat people into submission. Corporal punishment would be the theme of the day instead of grace and mercy in the presence of Christ. No modern penitentiary could ever compare to the brutality these people were willing to dish out at offenders of the law, most of the time with gleeful anticipation.

Church of God leaders were effective tools in making church members believe they could save their Laodicean asses from end-time trials and tribulations. That brings us today to our very own self-appointed prophet, The Great Bwana Bob Thiel, the most important Church of God leader in 2,000 years. Through him, people will be able to gather in a place of safety for 3 1/2 years of training as he bounces and flounces in the Petra amphitheater muttering gibberish.

What has set the almost arrested Great Bwana off today is a couple articles he read about doomsday preppers who are building luxurious bunkers to care for their families and a few close friends should war or natural disaster wreck this country. It infuriates his little mind that these people have the financial means to build such places while he will have nothing to offer his followers once they get to Petra. Heck, he can't even gain the cooperation of Jordanian officials because NONE of them have any idea who he is.

After quoting two different articles about preppers, he condemns their actions as ultimately ineffective (much like his ministry).

He makes the following comments:

So, Jesus said there will be wars, food shortages, and troubles–we have been seeing these this year.

Let me add that the USA, for one example, will end up much worse than even most preppers think.

Is hording gold or prepping the answer?

No.

Jesus warned:

19 Do not lay up for yourselves treasures on earth, where moth and rust destroy and where thieves break in and steal; 20 but lay up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where neither moth nor rust destroys and where thieves do not break in and steal. 21 For where your treasure is, there your heart will be also. (Matthew 6:19-21)

Now, that does NOT mean that having food or money for emergencies is not a good idea:

6 Go to the ant, you sluggard! Consider her ways and be wise, 7 Which, having no captain, Overseer or ruler, 8Provides her supplies in the summer, And gathers her food in the harvest. (Proverbs 6:6-8)

22 A good man leaves an inheritance to his children’s children (Proverbs 13:22a).

3 A prudent man forsees evil and hides himself, But the simple pass on and are punished (Proverbs 22:3). 

 Of course, since gold is regarded as a disaster hedge by many investors, prudence might dictate that perhaps a small fraction of your liquid assets be in gold: (Caulkins J. WHEN MONEY FAILS. Good News, WCG, October-November 1979)

When a COG prophet has to use old Worldwide Church of God articles you immediately know the guy is ignorant about his topic. But, that doesn't stop the greatest Church of God leader in human history from saying more stupidity:

Jesus tells His followers to watch, pray, and change enough to be accounted worthy to escape these things. Physical protection from the coming hour of trial is possible to those who will properly heed the word of God (cf. Zephaniah 2:1-3). Jesus clarifies in Revelation 3 that He is specifically referring to proving protection to the Philadelphian Christians.

Furthermore the Bible is clear that NOT ALL CHRISTIANS are promised this protection:

14 But the woman was given two wings of a great eagle, that she might fly into the wilderness to her place, where she is nourished for a time and times and half a time, from the presence of the serpent. 15 So the serpent spewed water out of his mouth like a flood after the woman, that he might cause her to be carried away by the flood. 16 But the earth helped the woman, and the earth opened its mouth and swallowed up the flood which the dragon had spewed out of his mouth. 17 And the dragon was enraged with the woman, and he went to make war with the rest of her offspring, who keep the commandments of God and have the testimony of Jesus Christ. (Revelation 12:14-17)

Two types of Christians are discussed above. A group that flees to a place and the rest that do not do so.

While there is a certain escape involved in this, the protected Christians are not going to their personal ‘bolthouses,’ but are going to a place that God has prepared in the wilderness.

Unless you are a follower of the almost arrested modern-day Elisha/Elijah, the greatest human Church of God leader in church history, you will have no idea when to flee or where to flee to. God will not tell you where to go, only the Great Bwana can do that. Only those that follow the one true COG leader will save their sorry asses. No prepper cave or bunker can save anyone, only Bwana Bob can.

 

What the COG's Still Fail To Understand

 

All of the demands and blustering from COG ministers and leaders about the law and proper Sabbath keeping have failed generations of Church of God members about what worshipping God truly is about. It is not sitting in church or a living room listening to tapes of some loudmouth talking about everything except Christ. 

To worship the one on High as COG's claim to do means putting that faith into action in the world around them, becoming the hands and feet of Christ bringing a foretaste of that heavenly banquet. It is not up to some pontificating blowhard shouting from the pulpit, at a church presentation, on a telecast, or in some magazine article. These guys are totally bankrupt in what practicing the Christain faith is all about or for that matter, trying to share the "good news". This is why NONE of them are making any impact. Until church members put their faith into action in their communities the church will never amount to anything.

The Dishonesty Of COG Doom and Gloom Prophets

 

This was too accurate to leave isolated in the comments:

The LCG article (Living Church of God Still In Fear Of Germany) fails to mention the other multiple countries participating in the Australian hosted air force exercise called "Pitch Black" or that Germany isn't the only country participating for the first time. Japan and the Republic of Korea are also first time participants. Here is a quote taken from the below mentioned website... 

"The exercise will host up to 2500 personnel and up to 100 aircraft from around the globe including participants from Australia, France, Germany, Indonesia, India, Singapore, Japan, Republic of Korea, UK, the Philippines, Thailand, UAE, Canada, Netherlands, Malaysia, New Zealand and the US. Significantly, Germany, Japan, and the Republic of Korea will be participating fully for the first time." Source Exercise Pitch Black 2022 

While Germany is a full participant in this exercise, they are simply one of several, and not even the lead or host country, nor are they the only European country participating. 

Taking a snippet of information and isolating it from the rest of the story to put your own spin on it or assign your own meaning to it and calling that Biblical or prophetic is at best misleading and at worst outright dishonest. The COG movement has unfortunately engaged in this sort of behavior over and over again, with most if not all of these predictions or implied predictions coming to nothing. Every forest fire, drought, earthquake, hurricane, military movement, war, or exercise of political or military power has been imbued with Biblical and prophetic significance, and then cast aside and forgotten when the proposed scenario doesn't pan out, until the next story comes along. 

To those who might be tempted to overlook or turn a blind eye to this behavior, or to defend or excuse it, I would simply ask, where in scripture is there ANY example of a true servant or prophet of God whose prophetic predictions followed this pattern? Where in scripture did God's true servants make what would essentially be considered prophetic guesses? For those who claim to elevate scripture above anything else, or value the moral precept of honesty, would it not be better to simply and humbly admit that we don't know all the details of how end time events will play out, because God hasn't revealed these things to us? 

I would submit the idea that extreme caution should be exercised in assigning prophetic or Biblical significance to specific political personalities or specific countries just because they fit within our own ideas or theories of how end time events will play out. Many have fallen into this trap, and been proven wrong. The words of Jesus might also be applicable here, "But I tell you that men will give an account on the day of judgment for every careless word they have spoken. For by your words you will be acquitted, and by your words you will be condemned.” Matthew 12:36-37 

Concerned Sister

Living Church of God Still In Fear Of Germany

Why are 

Satan and Germany 

always hiding under the beds 

of COG leaders?

 

hat tip to a reader here as the source

Ever since Herbert Armstrong declared that Hilter was still alive and living in South America, the focus of the Church of God movement has been upon Germany. The more villainous the church could make Germany, the better. From concentration camps built all around the country to crematoriums filled with Laodiceans and non-members, with adjoining rooms filled with meathooks where the Germans would hang those they wanted to torture. The youth of the country would be taken to Germany and auctioned off around Europe as slaves to their new masters.

Hardly a week went by without a sermon or magazine article talking about Germany. The church talked about Germany as much as they did Satan.

In spite of the endless stream of prophetic failures by Herbert Armstrong, today's COGs try as hard as they can to carry on that mantle. None does it better than the Living Church of God.

Germany is facing tough economic issues as is most of Europe and the world. In COG mythology this is a sure sign that the phoenix of Germany will soon arise and take over the world as they prepare to march upon Jerusalem for an epic showdown in the Valley of Armageddon.

Friday, September 2, 2022   Global Recession Worsening Higher prices and slowing global economic growth caused August business activity to fall in Japan, Europe, and the United States, according to the Wall Street Journal(August 23, 2022). The U.S. economy has contracted for the last two quarters—technically signaling recession—and private sector activity in both Japan and Australia has fallen. European business activity has also declined for two months in a row. Global manufacturing fell for three months in a row, and the global surplus in inventory suggests manufacturing will not resume in earnest anytime soon Purchasing Managers’ Index numbers in Germany and France are at their lowest levels since the first quarter of the pandemic. The immediate future shows no signs of a real turnaround, according to the Wall Street Journal: “Economists at Barclays expect the eurozone economy to grow this quarter and then contract in the final three months of this year and the first quarter of 2023.” With rising prices worldwide, the threat of energy shortages in Europe linked to the war in the Ukraine, and reduced energy output in the U.S. and Europe due to the ongoing drought, the financial future of the globe looks bleak. End-time Bible prophecy indicates that global finances may come to dire straits before a German-led economic powerhouse rises in Europe and leads the globe to a temporary time of economic prosperity (see Revelation 18). As our booklet, The Beast of Revelation: Myth, Metaphor, or Soon-Coming Reality?, notes, “A period of growing peace and prosperity will ensue. A great worldwide trading combine will seem to offer incredible profits to international cartels.” That “peace and prosperity” will then transform into worldwide conflict. The current and growing global recession could help set the stage for a global trade system introduced by the coming European “beast.” It is important to watch world events and follow Bible prophecy so that we are not caught unaware. To learn more, be sure to listen to or read the informative booklet mentioned above, right here at Tomorrow’s World.

EU Steps Up Pacific Presence

Until recently, Europe has avoided high levels of involvement in the Pacific. However, with China’s efforts to control more islands in the South China Sea and its threats regarding Hong Kong, Europe is preparing to act in the region (The Guardian, May 17, 2022). Back in May, an agreement was reached to allow European nations to coordinate defense spending across several nations (Politico,May 17, 2022). For the first time, Germany sent a contingent to participate in Australia’s biennial international air force exercise in August and September. Germany’s Air Force Chief observed with regard to putting fighter jets in the South Pacific in 24 hours from leaving their base in Germany, “We want to demonstrate that we can be in Asia within a day” (The Diplomat, August 19, 2022). This action not only enables Germany to project its power into the Asia-Pacific region, but it also suggests it could act as a “security guarantor” for the region. France has had an ongoing presence in the region, and their involvement in the exercises reinforces their commitment to the region.

 

Many analysts have noted that the balance of power in the Pacific is changing, and part of this change involves a greater European presence. Germany’s involvement is important to watch. As China flexes its political and military muscles in the region, other nations in the world are getting involved, as well, to counter that influence—tensions that can tie into end-time Bible prophecies. The Bible warns of an end-of-the-age conflict in which a future European “beast” power is alarmed by news concerning activity in the east (Daniel 11:40–45). We may be witnessing the start of a geopolitical struggle that will erupt in the years ahead between these western and eastern powers. To learn more about this coming confrontation, be sure to read or listen to our booklet Armageddon and Beyond

See more on the COG Germany obsession:

Germany! Germany!! Germany!!! LCG's Other Obsession

Germany Preparing To Destroy The U.S. - Oh Sorry, They Are Celebrating 21 Years of Unification

COG Self-appointed Prophet Claims Germany Is Building Concentration Camps To House Americans

PCG: Kieren Underwood Refutes David Vejil's Article About Germany 

 Gerald Flurry: God Reveals The Most Startling Prophecy To Me Ever - 

There's A WHIRLWIND BUTT COMING!

Mark Armstrong on the prophetic accuracy of his Dad and Grandfather.

The Beast Power: "...is some kind of Catholic"

Germany Plans to Rearm - Will Assyria Make War Again?

Germany Plans to Rearm – Part 2 Nations Lost and Nations Found 

Philadelphia Church of God Thinks Germans Are Arming Themselves To Take Over The World

Bob Thiel SHOCKER! King of the North Visits Ground Zero!!!!!

Ghastly Days! A New German Monarchy To Arise?

Prophet Thiel/Official LCG Spokesman: Germany Building Up Its War Machine

The Germans Are Coming! The Germans Are Coming! Oh, Noes!!!!!!!!!!

The Beast Is Dead! Add Another Failed Prophecy To The Already Long List

PCG: What Its Like to Be A Teen In Germany: Plenty of Beer but Beware of the Nasty Pig

Ron Weinland: Just A Few Short Weeks Till Christ Returns and WWIII Begins

Gerald Weston Continues His Debbie-Downer Singsong

Angela Merkel Makes COG Prophetic Wet Dream Come "True"

Karl-Theodor zu Guttenberg: Hail the King!

Living Church of God: Charlemagnes Bones May Be What Unites Europe!

What Killers Of COG Members Will Be Wearing

Will Crackpot Prophet Soon Start Speaking In Tongues?

 

The Church of God's most incredible self-appointed prophet in the 2,000-year history of Christianity has delivered another one of his ADD sermons, bouncing all over the place, unable to focus his mind on one thing to preach upon. Don't expect a sermon on Jesus, it's not. 

As usual, he cannot form a unique thought in his head and has to revert back to Herbert Armstrong for his material. Where would the current slice of lemmings in the COG be today without plagiarizing or using Herbert Armstong's materials to preach from? Since none of these guys have ever had real theological training from a real college or seminary, they have to use hand-me-downs from the original failed prophet.

If you can dare to watch, you will be subjected to another chair-bouncing hand-waving presentation where you will get to hear him moan over people who leave the church and other mind-dumping diversions. He narrows in on spiritual gifts, of which he has none, but yet seems to think he is qualified to preach about them.

It just frosts his naturopathic butt that 99.99 % of the COG refuses to acknowledge the nightmarish dreams that he attempts to use to legitimize himself in our eyes. Never since God dreamed up the universe and creation has dreams been more important in the COG, but only if those dreams come from the Great Bwana himself. Gerald Flurry and Dave Pack's dreams are invalid. Only Bwana Bob's dreams count. The Great Bwana has been trying to destigmatize dreams in the COG movement for some time now. 

The other day he threw another mind fart as a sermon where he wants to destigmatize speaking in tongues. Can you imagine watching Bwana Bob as he bounces in his chair, flailing his arms about, while he speaks in tongues? Holy Hanna! What a mind trip THAT would be!!!!!

1 Corinthians 13-14: Love, Prophecy, and Tongues

In this 7th part of an intended 8-part series on the Book of First Corinthians. In this sermon, Dr. Thiel goes over each and every verse of the 13th and 14th chapters of the Apostle Paul’s first letter to the Corinthians. He also includes comments from the late Pastor General of the old Worldwide Church of God, Herbert W. Armstrong. Subjects covered include love, God’s loving plan, characteristics of love, Pentecostalism, gaining knowledge, people who leave the true church, prophecy, use of spiritual gifts, tongues, foreign languages, prophets in Corinth, banning prejudices against tongues and dreams, edifying others, having mature understanding, falling backwards, women preaching, importance of scripture, and doing things decently and in order.

More Record Shattering LCG Presentations

 

Recent and Upcoming Tomorrow’s World Presentations
Last week, we held eight Tomorrow’s World Presentations—two initial presentations, in St. John’s, Newfoundland, Canada; and Sherbrooke, Quebec, Canada; and five follow-up presentations in Fargo, North Dakota; St. Louis, Missouri; Cookeville, Tennessee; Blue Ridge, Georgia; and Springfield, Illinois. These presentations had a combined total of 68 guests. This week we have two follow-up presentations in St. John’s, Newfoundland, Canada; and Sherbrooke, Quebec, Canada. One initial presentation is scheduled this week in Southampton, England, United Kingdom. Thank you all for your continued prayers for these presentations.

St. John’s, Newfoundland, Canada.   113, 948

Sherbrooke, Quebec, Canada.  167,162

Fargo, North Dakota.  123.550

St. Louis, Missouri    2,807,338

Cookeville, Tennessee.   33.922

Blue Ridge, Georgia.   1,245

Springfield, Illinois.  205,950

These cities provided a potential field ripe for the harvest of 3,433,115 souls with only 68 people showing up. Of that 68 attendees at least 40-50 of them were LCG members padding the audience. One presentation had ZERO guests!

Never fear though, LCG will bring in hundreds if not thousands of new members when they do a presentation in Southampton, England next week.  They will have a captive audience of 1,547,000 people. The field is ripe for harvest!