Tuesday, May 28, 2013

End Times Events Will Start This Fall...So Says James Malm

James Malm is going to end up just a big a jackass as Ron Weinland and Dave Pack are now.  It is going to be so delightful to watch another lying COG pretend leader sink into oblivion.

Those who have been following the news know that a major conflict in the Middle East is fast approaching. Today I want to put some of the details together into the overall picture.
It now looks highly probable that war will break out between now and late summer, and that it will result in a serious crisis in Europe, that will set the conditions for the abomination to be empowered and for the ten nations to come together.

Once the abomination is empowered and performing miracles, the great tribulation will begin at about 75 days later, when he goes to the Holy Mount to declare that peace and safety have been achieved.


Head Usher said...

He says this every year, and then when he's wrong, he says that he didn't say it because he used the words "might happen," or in this case, "highly probable."

Corky said...

Seems to be a little vague on what the abomination is...

When was there ever a time when there was not "a major conflict in the Middle East fast approaching"? And, doesn't he mean the Near East?

Oh, those "ten nations" thing again. Which stems from the false premise that the legs of iron of Nebuchadnezzar image is the Roman empire. It wasn't, as any good Old Testament biblical scholar knows, the legs of iron was the Grecian empire.

But, back to this miracle performing abomination. It can't be the "abomination that maketh desolate" the temple, because, that one was set up by Antiochus Epiphanese and caused the Maccabean revolt @ 164 BC. Besides that, there's no temple...

Anonymous said...

Still waiting for a YouTube video from Malm; without it, the full COG entertainment experience is left with a great void.

Thiel is certainly capable of delivering a video in a timely manner, why not Malm?

Anonymous said...

Corky have a lot to learn.

The Temple is in Eastern Ohio, hello!

The Two Legs are I-76 and I-77 out of Akron

The Ten Nations are the ten spliter groups of over 666 members

The Abom of Des is this Blog Site that makes desolate if it keeps it up

I'm surprised at you. lol

Anonymous said...

If he turns out to be wrong, will he admit being a false prophet, repent and never to speak on scriptural matters ever again? I suppose not, but of course he should if he wants to be a real Christian. Until he does all that, he's working for Satan.

Douglas Becker said...

When fall comes and goes and everything goes on as it has, you can be sure that we won't let Malm just forget about it and walk away.

DennisCDiehl said...

Ron Weinland promised to declare himself a false prophet if he was wrong, but we're still waiting on that one.

This is my all time favorite Dave

Pack quote:

" "I want to make a statement about...me...now, if I became deceived, I will never tell you what I'm going to tell you now...I am telling you if I go off into strange ideas, misconduct, rebellion, you name it, don't follow me. I want to tell you that now, because if I start doing that I'm gonna try to get you to follow me! I'm gonna come to you and tell you it doesn't apply, it doesn't mean me, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's OK to follow me because ABCD and XY and Z. Do you understand what I'm saying? Listen to me now, when I tell you don't follow me OR IF I GO OFF INTO WEIRD IDEAS, or if I get off into other things that are total absolutely unscriptural conduct, because if I do I'm gonna paint it with a different face and try to get you to follow me. Do you understand what I'm saying brethren? Please remember that, because I promise you that if I become deceived, I'll forget it, and I'll want you to forget it...And I hope you'll remember it well enough to quote it right back to me...But I'll tell you what, I'm not going anywhere."

With his Haggai fiasco ongoing, I wonder if his membership will recall his challenge to them. He has gone off into weird ideas about himself, but it is awfully quiet out there brethren.

Byker Bob said...

Looks like we're safe as long as these dingleweeds keep making their prognostications, because Jesus Himself said "at a time when ye think not..."

So, James, as they say in Russia, "Rave on, Rasputin!"


Nichtein Wichter said...

Yeah Head Usher is right. Malm does this EVERY FCUKNIG YEAR!!!

Srsly tho someone should hack into his website for all to see warning that he's a liar who promotes nothing but fear and they shouldn't pay him anymore attention than they would to some guy holding up a "The end is nigh" sign on the street. Hell, he probably is OCD who, like so many others in COGdom, are addicted to online porn and afraid of the real world and the real world risks that come with dealing with real people with real emotions and so sit in front of their PC typing up endless articles, books and videos as if their view of the world is the only one shared by God Almighty Himself as if it somehow compensates for their spiritual impotence and intermediate secret wanking to gay or child porn! Not so hard to imagine it now is it?! They should get out into the real world and stop wasting time with these apocalyptic wankers!

Anonymous said...

Just the fact that he puts the words "News" and "Prophecy" together already tells you everything you need to know. He's reading a 2,500 year old newspaper like it's hot off the presses.