Tuesday, June 18, 2013

Bob Thiel Announces Unheard of Shocking News For Midwest of the United States!!!!!!

Bob Thiel's god spoke to him last night revealing an earth shattering announcement that will have dramatic effects upon the middle of the United States and beyond.  This never before disclosed knowledge is sure to frighten United States unconverted sinners into repentance.  The tornadoes have not done so so far, so Thiel's god will resort to more drastic measures.

So what is this earth shattering news that the non-ordained self-appointed prophet has to share?

There will be an earthquake on the New Madrid fault line.  SHOCKING!  Have you ever heard of such a thing???????????????????

Some scientists are concerned about the earthquake risk in the Mid-West USA:
We know they happen frequently along the Earth’s tectonic plates. We also know there are no such plates in the central United States, yet that part of the country has had major earthquakes in three zones: the New Madrid fault, which on computer models looks like Harry Potter’s scar slashing across Arkansas, Missouri and Tennessee; the Wabash Valley fault in Illinois and Indiana; and the East Tennessee Seismic Zone that runs into Alabama. These are not like the faults in California, which last had a major earthquake in 1994, when the magnitude 6.7 Northridge temblor killed 57 people and caused $20 billion in damages. The mid-continent faults rupture less often; New Madrid gets the shakes maybe 200 times a year, about a tenth the number in California. And earthquakes in the central United States tend to be smaller. The New Madrid fault appears to have a big rupture every 300 years or so.
At the same time, Patterson and others concede it is difficult to explain why the faults in the central United States are active at all.
READ MORE: http://daltondailycitizen.com/local/x1167597345/The-Big-One-Preparing-for-mid-America-earthquake

Of course Thiel has to drag his angry pissed off god into the mix.

Jesus warned about a time earthquakes and troubles:
8 … And there will be earthquakes in various places, and there will be…troubles. These are the beginnings of sorrows. (Mark 13:8)
We may be at this prophetic point as all the earthquakes and other problems that have happened in the past couple of years could be considered as “troubles.”

But don't worry too much for the next few years.  The non-ordained self-appointed false prophet says it probably won't happen until 2019.

Notice that the above earthquake is so big that the cities of the nations will fall. Mountains will be leveled and islands “fled away”  This seems to be the biggest earthquake that will ever hit the planet with humans on it.

It will be bigger than what the usual “experts” have believed was possible. It will change the planet and humble parts of humanity.

It should be noted since that the apparently biggest of all earthquakes seems to take place near the end of the Day of the Lord, it probably cannot happen prior to 2019 (for more on why as well as dates, please see the articles Can the Great Tribulation Begin in 2013, 2014, or 2015? and Does God Have a 6,000 Year Plan? What Year Does the 6,000 Years End?).
Those of us in California are not off the hook either.  The big one will soon hit and wipe out all the illegal aliens and sinners so that Thiel can live in a sin free land.

I believe that a megaquake, which locally tends to be called “the big one,” will at some point in time hit California. And by that, I specifically mean one that is quite large and one that would be even more devastating than the Northridge quake of 1994.
Perhaps the earthquake warnings and weather problems can serve as another wake-up call to people everywhere that the world can change very quickly and that the time to repent is now:
30 Truly, these times of ignorance God overlooked, but now commands all men everywhere to repent, 31 because He has appointed a day on which He will judge the world in righteousness by the Man whom He has ordained. He has given assurance of this to all by raising Him from the dead. (Acts 17:30-31)
There are troubles and repentance is needed.


Anonymous said...

Take a look at the google earth geology of the Missippi area, There are tremendous geological forces here. You can see the bending of strata and it runs right through New Madrid. It's where we got the Mississipi River Bob! In 1812 it caused the Mississippi to run backwards for a time and created Reelfoot Lake. Great Fishing in Kentucky!

Shift happens Bob


Byker Bob said...

Even when these charlatans inject a bit more specificity into their scare rants, they still leave themselves the luxury of a fudge factor unknown to the real prophets of the Bible.
2019 indeed! What a crock and a joke.


Anonymous said...

Bob is such a Fart Monger


Corky said...

Germany will win the war! Men will never go to the moon. The great tribulation will begin in 1972 and Christ will return in 1975!

All very famous and extremely accurate predictions of Armstrongism - so accurate that, in fact, we can be assured that whatever they say will come to pass...

Verily, I say unto you, this generation (30AD - 70AD) shall not pass away before all things written be fulfilled - Jesus.

Douglas Becker said...

There is no guarantee that repentance will have any impact on any natural forces at work since there no real provable cause and effect relationship has or can be established.

Give a New Testament example of any of this.

Anonymous said...

It's obvious that Bob's 'prophecies' don't come from god but from the discovery or history channel. Develop some originality Bob!