Take that pansy Rod Meredith! Take that you drunkard Gerald Flurry! I AM THE MAN! Look on me in awe and amazement. There is no one else like me io the entire earth. God is on MY side and NOT yours. My church is the most superfantabulous Church of God to ever grace this earth. Humanity stands in awe of me. The world kneels at my feet. I AM the DUDE!
Finally, brethren, God is showing His blessings as our income continues to SOAR, helping to expand preaching the gospel of the kingdom of God to a world in desperate need of this good news. Surely just the elements of this announcement demonstrate where God is at work to those who have ears to hear and eyes to see. After a strong year of financial growth in 2012, income for God’s Work has continued to increase. With June not yet over, the first half of 2013 is already 28.9% over the first half of 2012. The 2013 second quarter performance is conservatively now forecast to exceed the year’s first quarter by 22%! Announcements that this Church will make beginning in the fall will BOGGLE YOUR MIND!