Mike, over on the Don't Drink the Flavor Aid, has another great entry up about Ron Weinland and his three latest fatwa's to his rapidly shrinking membership.
One of them is allowing members to be able to remarry. Ron had previously stated before
The next fatwa concerned divorce and remarriage. Prior to the second return of Christ last year, Ron decreed that members were not allowed to remarry since after all Christ was about to return. Since the great and terrible Day of the Lord has been delayed indefinitely, members are allowed to remarry. And with Ron confined to prison, members will have to get their counseling from evangelists.
Check out Weinerdude's other two fatwa's and for a couple of other elders that have left recently here.
When Weinerdude gets out of prison in a little over three years, he can get a job here during his probation period. Weinerdude would be a perfect fit for this company! Perhaps he can open up a franchise!
6 comments:
The End-Times never stopped a PCG member from remarrying, just ask David Fraser and bunch of others on the same love boat to hell.
That Homeboy Industries idea is not a bad one for ol' Ron. He could probably own part of th' action in a short-timer, don't ya think?
Corky: I've bought stuff from Homeboys. I would not want to see the organization ruined if Weinerdude joined it.
I feel ya, otoh, there may be worse criminals than Weinerdude in that organization...naw, forget it...
Ah, that a human being could enjoy such authority over his followers!
When you stop to think about it, it is absolutely amazing that the trapped ones allow their leaders to get away with this sort of thing. OTOH, who in their right mind would want to be married to a mindless zombie, anyway?
BB
"who in their right mind would want to be married to a mindless zombie, anyway?"
But, lots of people- like UCG members, PCG members, LCG members, etc- are married to the Armstrong zombie.
I'm not saying that any of them are in their right mind, though!
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