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You’d have to drug him, Dennis! Dave would insist that he TEACH the class in New Testament Christology, and you’d find that the majority of the scriptures he quoted during class would come from the Old Testament.
Very right BB. Immediately Dave would see himself as spoken of in the NT somehow, find the highest title he could possibly find coded in the wording and back it up with meanderings in Zechariah and Haggai. Dave probably doesn't know what "Christology" is as he tends to get caught up more easily in "Daveology"
1 Pack, 2 Pack, 1 Wadsworth, 2 Wadsworth, The Book of Schurter, 1 Prophecies, 2 Prophecies, The Book of Eras, 1 History, 2 History, 3 History, 1 Armstrong, 2 Armstrong, Songs of Psalms.
And would you look here. An excerpt. Let's read, shall we? 1 Pack 4:3. ... 1 Pack 4:3.
*sips water, and grabs lectern.*
"And Lo, and Behold, Thou hast looketh unto the East, towards the Giant Eagle, and Said unto thy sheep, "Mine Stomach Hast Thou Gurgleth! Go Unto Thy Giant Eagle and Purchase unto Thyself Thy Folgers Crystals and Thy Krispy Kreme! Go Thou, Forth and Forward, and Exit this Land of Common, For Thou Shall bring forth thy Pastries into Thy Storehouse. And So the Priests and the Servants shall Be Fed By the Eagle.
And Lo, the servant shall rise up, on the hills toward the Upside-Down Wedding Cake Building, toward the Temple of the Pack, and Shall Place Thy Krispy Kreme on The Desk of Absolute Magnificence. And Lo, and Behold, It was heard within Thy Temple a sound within.
For what shall we Compare Thy sound To? What shall we behold? For The Apostle Picketh Up the Folgers and Thy Krispy Kreme. And Lo, It was Eaten. And I heard a sound like "Nom, Nom Nom." And Thus, the Apostle Had the Energy to Write Forth another Booklet, A Scroll of Such Magnificence, to be delivered Unto All Nations, and Peoples, and Tribes, and Tongues, that All shall know Who Is Pack.
Sorry. It's late, it's been quite a day here on this blog, so I thought a little laughter wouldn't hurt. :)
I wonder if Dave Would ever consider taking a class in New Testament Christology?
Why would he want to take that class - he already has said he is a type of christ just as Moses was according to him. He claims he is Joshua (Jehovah-saved) the high priest. He has said that the splinter leaders will come and worship at his feet Rev. 3:9. According to him, he will measure the temple (Church) Rev. 11:1-2. He says that as the "Ezekiel Watchman", all of Israel (Lost ten tribes) will be talking about him and will come and sit before him and the people will know that a prophet has been among them Ezekiel 33:30-33. And finally, he claims being the rod of Jesse (Isaiah 11:1-5). Read those five verses that he attributes to himself and you will know that a class in Christology will be of little help.
Did I say and finally? I forgot about his claim of being "That Prophet" (Elijah) and the savior of the remnant (Splinters).
And in case everyone was wondering how he could be an apostle and a prophet at the same time - he stated that he could hold both offices at the same time because Christ did as well.
Mr. Deihl, do you have any other classes that you could offer him?
"And finally, he claims being the rod of Jesse (Isaiah 11:1-5). Read those five verses that he attributes to himself and you will know that a class in Christology will be of little help.
Did I say and finally? I forgot about his claim of being "That Prophet" (Elijah) and the savior of the remnant (Splinters)."
Sorry. The correct diction is always "In Conclusion". ;) But at least you did what every pastor in WCG always did - king of a golden rule - not conclude on the first conclusion. :)
There's not many people as full of themselves as it seems that Pack is. It's acutely and actually nauseating. How anyone can sit there and listen to hours of his mindless rambling is truly mind-boggling.
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I wonder if Dave Would ever consider taking a class in New Testament Christology?
Christology? Seriously? A COG leader? Ha!
Chris·tol·o·gy
krisˈtäləjē/Submit
noun
the branch of Christian theology relating to the person, nature, and role of Christ.
Only if the voice in his head tells him to.
You’d have to drug him, Dennis! Dave would insist that he TEACH the class in New Testament Christology, and you’d find that the majority of the scriptures he quoted during class would come from the Old Testament.
BB
Very right BB. Immediately Dave would see himself as spoken of in the NT somehow, find the highest title he could possibly find coded in the wording and back it up with meanderings in Zechariah and Haggai. Dave probably doesn't know what "Christology" is as he tends to get caught up more easily in "Daveology"
The Dave Testament:
1 Pack, 2 Pack, 1 Wadsworth, 2 Wadsworth, The Book of Schurter, 1 Prophecies, 2 Prophecies, The Book of Eras, 1 History, 2 History, 3 History, 1 Armstrong, 2 Armstrong, Songs of Psalms.
And would you look here. An excerpt. Let's read, shall we? 1 Pack 4:3. ... 1 Pack 4:3.
*sips water, and grabs lectern.*
"And Lo, and Behold, Thou hast looketh unto the East, towards the Giant Eagle, and Said unto thy sheep, "Mine Stomach Hast Thou Gurgleth! Go Unto Thy Giant Eagle and Purchase unto Thyself Thy Folgers Crystals and Thy Krispy Kreme! Go Thou, Forth and Forward, and Exit this Land of Common, For Thou Shall bring forth thy Pastries into Thy Storehouse. And So the Priests and the Servants shall Be Fed By the Eagle.
And Lo, the servant shall rise up, on the hills toward the Upside-Down Wedding Cake Building, toward the Temple of the Pack, and Shall Place Thy Krispy Kreme on The Desk of Absolute Magnificence. And Lo, and Behold, It was heard within Thy Temple a sound within.
For what shall we Compare Thy sound To? What shall we behold? For The Apostle Picketh Up the Folgers and Thy Krispy Kreme. And Lo, It was Eaten. And I heard a sound like "Nom, Nom Nom." And Thus, the Apostle Had the Energy to Write Forth another Booklet, A Scroll of Such Magnificence, to be delivered Unto All Nations, and Peoples, and Tribes, and Tongues, that All shall know Who Is Pack.
Sorry. It's late, it's been quite a day here on this blog, so I thought a little laughter wouldn't hurt. :)
Dennis Deihl said:
I wonder if Dave Would ever consider taking a class in New Testament Christology?
Why would he want to take that class - he already has said he is a type of christ just as Moses was according to him. He claims he is Joshua (Jehovah-saved) the high priest. He has said that the splinter leaders will come and worship at his feet Rev. 3:9. According to him, he will measure the temple (Church) Rev. 11:1-2. He says that as the "Ezekiel Watchman", all of Israel (Lost ten tribes) will be talking about him and will come and sit before him and the people will know that a prophet has been among them Ezekiel 33:30-33. And finally, he claims being the rod of Jesse (Isaiah 11:1-5). Read those five verses that he attributes to himself and you will know that a class in Christology will be of little help.
Did I say and finally? I forgot about his claim of being "That Prophet" (Elijah) and the savior of the remnant (Splinters).
And in case everyone was wondering how he could be an apostle and a prophet at the same time - he stated that he could hold both offices at the same time because Christ did as well.
Mr. Deihl, do you have any other classes that you could offer him?
"And finally, he claims being the rod of Jesse (Isaiah 11:1-5). Read those five verses that he attributes to himself and you will know that a class in Christology will be of little help.
Did I say and finally? I forgot about his claim of being "That Prophet" (Elijah) and the savior of the remnant (Splinters)."
Sorry. The correct diction is always "In Conclusion". ;) But at least you did what every pastor in WCG always did - king of a golden rule - not conclude on the first conclusion. :)
There's not many people as full of themselves as it seems that Pack is. It's acutely and actually nauseating. How anyone can sit there and listen to hours of his mindless rambling is truly mind-boggling.
“Dave Pack: I Know More Than Apostle Paul and I Am Here to Warn The World About A 15,000 Foot Mountain That Is Coming Down To Earth From Space”
Actually, Dave Pack is here only to lie, steal, destroy, and kill--same as all the other false prophets.
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