It's been a few days since we had our favorite self-appointed prophet to the Church of God featured here. Our day would not be complete without some wackadoodle comment from the Great Bwana to Africa and 299 Caucasians.
It still frosts his self-righteous butt that 99.99% of the Churches of God ignore the Great Bwana and refuse to heed his message, as convoluted as it is.
As the leader of the greatest Church of God in human history and the most highly educated man to ever lead a church, those that do not listen to him are labeled as the dreaded Laodiceans. Nothing frightens a wayward Church of God member more than being labeled a Laodicean and know in the back of the mind that the licking flames of the lake of fire are not too far behind.
According to the self-appointed prophet, these are the signs of wayward Laodiceans who have refused to follow him:
What are some things that many Laodiceans decide?
God has not been using dreams to communicate in the 21st century, despite the view of the old Worldwide Church of God that God would use dreams in the future and the Apostle Peter saying they would be given by God in the last days.
How dare we not recognize his nightmares as direct communication from God! Bad Laodiceans! Bad!!!
God is not using any prophets in the 21st century yet, despite the Apostle Peter saying God would use them in the last days.
According to the great Bwana, biblically illiterate church members who do not believe there should be prophets in the church are part of the problem today.
Being comfortable with their current situation is more important than being willing to support the main Philadelphian remnant because of limited local congregations.
The Geat Bwana also is really perturbed that NO ONE and I repeat NO ONE in the COG movement supports him with their money. COG members are not drawn to him because he has no local congregations in 99.99% of the United States and elsewhere. No one wants to sit in someone's living room and listen to two hours of the Great Bwana preach a boring sermon as he bounces in the chair and waves his arms.
It is not necessary to learn to instruct many in this age, despite the prophecies in Daniel 11:33.
It is okay to believe various prophetic errors.
All other COG leaders and prophets are wrong, except the Great Bwana to Africa. Laodicean COG members are being led astray by these false prophets. If they only would follow the Great Bwana, things would be ok and they would know the correct time to flee to the godforsaken deserts of Jordan.
4 comments:
So I get to be Laodicean? Since I left Armstrongism years ago, I thought I was neither Philadelphian, nor Laodicean, actually of "nothing" status, so far as the church was concerned. But, because I don't believe in Theil's dreams, my status has been upgraded? Interesting.
Here’s some prophecy for you:
The G7 are the seven heads in Rev 13:1
The ten zones of the Club of Rome are the ten horns in Rev 13:1
The USA/NATO block is the military power of the Beast and will be led by the King of the North in Dan 11:40. This military block controlled by the King of the North (Trump) will confront the Kings from the East at Armageddon. Iran, King of the South, will be eliminated by the King of the North.
Bob needs to add a Tarzan yell to his intro.
Anon, October 3, 2021 at 10:43 AM, said:
"...Here’s some prophecy for you:
The G7 are the seven heads in Rev 13:1
The ten zones of the Club of Rome are the ten horns in Rev 13:1
The USA/NATO block is the military power of the Beast and will be led by the King of the North in Dan 11:40. This military block controlled by the King of the North (Trump) will confront the Kings from the East at Armageddon. Iran, King of the South, will be eliminated by the King of the North."
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What prophecy? Are you another prophet falsely so-called like the great Bwana, Bob Thiel?
Everything written there is all speculation, without any proof.
For one thing, there is currently no head of any beast that is in anyway active as a head: the beast is not!
Gog, as the 7th head, will not be active until Satan is loosed from the bottomless pit, and that is centuries away from today.
Rome was the 6th head of the beast.
Revelation 17:7 ¶ And the angel said unto me, Wherefore didst thou marvel? I will tell thee the mystery of the woman, and of the beast that carrieth her, which hath the seven heads and ten horns.
8 The beast that thou sawest was, and is not; and shall ascend out of the bottomless pit, and go into perdition: and they that dwell on the earth shall wonder, whose names were not written in the book of life from the foundation of the world, when they behold the beast that was, and is not, and yet is.
9 And here [is] the mind which hath wisdom. The seven heads are seven mountains, on which the woman sitteth.
10 And there are seven kings: five are fallen, and one is, [and] the other is not yet come; and when he cometh, he must continue a short space.
11 And the beast that was, and is not, even he is the eighth, and is of the seven, and goeth into perdition.
The "one is," during the time of John's writing these verses, is none other than the Roman Empire. The other is not yet come is Gog, which will, as stated above, exist later centuries from today: after Satan exits the pit.
Five are fallen? Which heads are those?
5th Greco-Macedonian Empire
4th Medo-Persian Empire
3rd Babylonian-Chaldean Empire
Want to guess the other earlier two?
2nd Assyrian Empire
1st head of the beast: Egyptian Empire
The G7 has absolutely nothing to do with these 7 heads; however, you are welcome to speculate all you want, but...
Time will tell...
John
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