Wednesday, March 15, 2023

Is Bob Thiel's Most Perfect COG In Human History A Hotbed Of Corruption, Witchdoctors, Spells, Adultery, and Graft?


A few days ago we received a letter detailing a lot of issues going on in Bob Thiel's African churches that are being run under his so-called "evangelists". At this point, we have been asked not to share it, but thankfully there are comments slowly emerging detailing Bob's growing African church boondoggle. 

We have long discussed here how various Sabbatarian groups in Africa regularly church hopped to whoever would give them the most money, computers, seeds, etc. This is a well-known issue that the SDAs, COG7, WCG, LCG, UCG, and other Sabbatarian groups have dealt with over the decades. 

Then.......along comes Bob Thiel, the most gullible COG leader since the dawn of creation who embraced these Sabbatarian church hoppers with open arms. The more the merrier as it made his numbers look really important. After all, in COGland, numbers are a bigger thing than preaching the gospel. The more members, the more subscribers, the more booklets, the more magazines, the dollar amount of offerings, etc., the more important you look.

Bob Thiel has long expected us to believe his tall tales about how magnificent his church is and how all these dreams by people around the world justified his rebellion when he was kicked out of LCG, leading him to start his own splinter group. Never have we in the COG movement witnesses a more miraculous COG splinter than we are expected to see in the improperly named "continuing" Church of "god". No church has a more "pure" version of the so-called COG gospel than Bob does in his little group. Yet, in spite of the magnificence of his group, he has been virtually unable to draw in COG members in what he calls "British Israelite nations.  The Churches of God en masse turned their backs on him swifter than any of us have ever witnessed when a new splinter church started up. Of course, Rod Meredith's public humiliation of Bob and the work of this blog have kept untold numbers away from Bob.

Bob Thiel's recent humiliating defection of his Serbian translator Veljic and house church leader has left a stain on Bob that he cannot shake off.  

This has to be a humiliating thing for Bob to put up with. Now, things just get worse as to the real reason Veljic left Bob:

I don’t think Veljic moving has anything to do with his leaving CCOG. From what I gather it has everything to do with reported corruption in Africa. Bob’s chosen men leading Africa are constantly lying for more money, the so-called Evangelist has been caught soliciting sex from a woman who is not his wife. Also, these so-called COG leaders rely on witch doctors and spells to get what they want. All of this and evidence has been shown to Bob but he needs the numbers in Africa so he can pretend to be a “real” church of God.

Never have we seen in COG history a more pathetic Church of God than we see in Bob's group. As crazy and weird as Pack and Flurry are at least they have a dynamism that can keep their followers captivated with their preaching. Both Pack and Flurry at least present themselves to the public as effective speakers with a powerful message. Bob cannot do that. He can only bounce around in his chair as he bounces from one topic after another in his sermons. Covering 20-30 different topics in a single sermon parked in front of a file cabinet, crooked bookcase, faded curtains, or a wrinkled vinyl church sign does not make for a captivating picture to engage with.

With any luck, this will be the downfall of Bob's sad little church as it fades into useless oblivion. Bob needs to go back to peddling his vitamins full time and spend time with his wife and son and enjoy the remainder of his life instead of wasting it on the bullshit he keeps dishing out as "truth".

32 comments:

Anonymous said...

Aleksandar Veljic is not following Philip Shields. Philip Shields has his own thing. The YouTube channel Hope of Israel is run by someone who likes both Aleksandar and Philip.

Anonymous said...

Poor lil Bob. How is he gonna spin this?

Anonymous said...

Bob will say this is an attack by Satan and all lies. Seriously, how can God ever allow such a perfect COG to have such corruption? It has to be persecution from Satan!

Anonymous said...

Yes pathetic Bobby will make this out to be an attack on him because he is the worlds tiniest prophet.

Anonymous said...

"he worlds tiniest prophet."

Literally!

Anonymous said...

I do not think there is a tube of butthurt cream in existence that will heal this butthurt!

RSK said...

ACCUSERS OF THE BRETHREN, of course.

Anonymous said...

I wonder when tiny prophet Bob will release a dream from one of the African converts who he bought to tell everyone that Bob is a prophet.

Anonymous said...

Sadly all truth in this members all ready leaving so sad indeed Dr Thiel should have not covered up for Evans Almighty or should I say lil Nicky 👹

Anonymous said...

How many people actually left Bobby’s church?

Anonymous said...

The fact that Bob called Evans an evangelist demonstrates an appalling lack of judgment on his part. But hey, it's impressive to say you have several evangelists in Africa. What Armstrognites referred to as evangelists and what the Africans refer to as evangelists are two different things. Bob got conned big time.

Anonymous said...

Does Bob have any non African Evangelists? Listening to Veljic he is a way better speaker than Bob. I wonder why Bwana Bob didn’t let him give sermons so that people wouldn’t laugh at the waving hands.

Tonto said...

I, TONTO , have topped Bobby!

I have an exclusive on an ENTIRE CONTINENT!

All of the COG in Antartica are members of the "Tonto Fellowship Church of God". All 144,000 penguins who are my followers, tell me that growth is continuing, and the penguins are also having dreams about me to reveal special revelations.

Anonymous said...

You silly unbelievers! God told Bob to make these guys evangelists! Shame on you all!

Anonymous said...

You guys on Banned are shaming Dr Thiel. All the Gold that Evans mines is going to California for safe keeping. They are contributing greatly to the work. If you only believe it , that's all Believe 🙊🙉🙈

Anonymous said...

Why is Bwana Bob being so quiet? He usually loves reading and commenting about the posts on Banned.

NO2HWA said...

Bob signs on a lot to find out what the latest is in COGland is. We titillate him big time.

Anonymous said...

Claims of miracles prove nothing. Several (perhaps many) conflicting religions have claims of miracles. None can really be proven.

Anonymous said...

When I hacked into the camera feed of the largest supermarket in Arroyo Grande this evening, I couldn't help but notice that Bob was doing a little comparison shopping in the anal care aisle. Obviously, he had already noticed that once again he was the headliner at Banned. I wonder if he ever learns!

Anonymous said...

So this blog is connected to The Journal website.

Anonymous said...

Well, they say that about 90% of allegations of sexual assault are totally bogus. However, if there are multiple accusers it gets hard to dismiss them all. Well, unless there is money in it for the accusers. Then you get the gravy-train bandwagon effect.

Anonymous said...

I am "Serbian translator Veljic" as you referred to me in this article. And I want to confirm that I am no longer a part of the Continuing Church of God. However, it is not true at all that I am following Philip Shields, nor any other existent Church of God out there. I don`t know where did you get that from? The reason I departed from CCOG was for the sake of my conscience, and, yes, most of that has to do with a deep corruption in African CCOG, but also with some other individuals in that organization and some other things tolerated in it which I think are not consistent with Christian values. If there is anyone who wants to know those reasons, I am available to present them, so please contact me personally, thank you. Secondly, to put all the rumours to rest right away, I have endeavored to register a new organization that will contain "Hope of Israel" in its name (inspired by Jeremiah 17) for I strongly believe and adhere to the truth about 12 tribes of Israel scattered all over the world (Amos 9:9). Finally, regardless of my irreconcilable differences with Bob Thiel in views of certain things, I also recognize various virtues that he has as a person. Therefore, I don`t appreciate, neither will participate in any form of his character assassination for God is the ultimate judge. Thank you. Aleksandar Sasha Veljic from Serbia

Anonymous said...

The CCOG Prophet is being very quiet about this attack by Satan. How dare anyone question the integrity of his Evangelist in Africa. What persecution!! The worst sin is anyone ever questioning the dreams that people had about Bwana Bob being a prophet. Don't you know the great Bwana is the most important person never mentioned in the Bible.
He and his Evangelist in Africa will have the greatest ACOG in the world just ask him he will prove it by telling you a dream he once had.

DW said...


Oh my, this is too funny. Expected, but laughable. I have wondered for years why Bob went to the extraordinary lengths he did about him being "deep faked" in the future or people saying untrue things about him to put off his "members", (all 100 of them). I smelled a rat and it may have just begun to stinkstick to our littlest flower girl!

The article states, "With any luck, this will be the downfall of Bob's sad little church as it fades into useless oblivion". My only comment to that is that Bob's sad little church has ALWAYS been mired in useless oblivion. He never got off the ground to begin with! His non stop boasting about his African numbers being over 5,000 was so obviously more dreaming on his part! Nobody on planet earth has the slightest notion who this sad, little, deceived man is...And they never will. But, I forgot, he is leading the "final phase of the work" and is a prophet, Elijiah and one of the two witnesses. Silly me!

Once again I warn you Bob, in all sincerity. God will not be mocked and you have made a mockery of Him and will suffer the consequences eternally, if you don't spend what's left of your life on your knees in repentance and humility. You had a dream. It did not work out. Let it go and become a Christian!

Anonymous said...

If Bob stops counting African members, there will be at least eight other GCG/LCG splinters that are bigger than his improperly named Continuing Church of God.

This is of course a problem for Bob. He is incapable of admitting that he has been wrong. But he has believed that God made him a prophet and gave him his dreams. So, if either God or Bob is wrong, Bob will blame God, not Bob. Watch for Bob either to become an anti-ACOG activist or to spin off into even bigger religious insanity, no longer anchored by his WCG/LCG background.

Anonymous said...

Thiel has up today his yearly rant on how pagan St Patrick’s Day is and yet he has followers into witchcraft and casting spells.

Anonymous said...

Bob has no proof of his dreams or any miracles in his church. Not one shred of evidence. Even that double blessing by Bonjour is not what he claims it was. This is why he cannot gain any followers. Dishonesty has not gotten him where he thought he would be by now.

Anonymous said...

Those are all good points. CCOG should stand for counterfeit church of God

RSK said...

(sigh) No, we're just capable of reading and copy-pasting from it. Why is everything some deeply-detailed Illuminati-level villain plan with you? Too many comic books?

Anonymous said...

What's he going to do if his Africans reject him? Raise up his vitamins like Jesus said about the stones?

Anonymous said...

7:25- I wonder if the Church in Africa is buying his vitamins from the tithe money that is sent to them so that it will help the profit of the prophet?

Anonymous said...

I wonder if PCG has same problem in their African group?