Wednesday, March 31, 2021

Crackpot COG Prophet Now Claiming Satan Is Entering Your Brain Through Zoom, 5G, Laptops, TV Signals And More


 

Just when you think self-appointed COG prophets can't get any more desperate finding things wrong in the world, we find our favorite self-appointed deluded prophet getting all hot under his sacred holistic knickers about Zoom, Twitter, Radio, and TV waves, and much more.

COG deluded prophets are never content in proclaiming the good things of God's creation and the capacity that God gave to humans to create beautiful and useful things that contribute to society. Since they deny most things that God has done they instead turn to the god that they feel is really in charge and much more powerful than the God they claim to follow.

Today our resident crackpot here in California is hyperventilating over Zoom, Twitter, radio and TV sound/signal waves, GPS devices, cellphones, satellites, and other amazing inventions that are in use today. Because all of these things use the air surrounding us to work effectively, our crackpot prophet claims these are devices under the control of the "Prince of the power of the air". Yep, you heard that right, good old Satan, the powerful god of the COG is behind all of this.

The disappointing "son" of Rod Meredith has long been a regular subscriber to far-right newsgroups and conspiracy sites that are his "go-to" sources for "news" that fits the weird and conspiracy-laden COG belief system.

We can talk to people anywhere in the world live, on facetime or Zoom and it costs nothing and this remarkable device is only a little bigger than the palm of your hand and fits easily in our pocket 
 
The atmosphere around our planet is covered by thousands of satellites that monitor us and help us constantly with GPS tracking devices. Millions of messages are being beamed around the world every second in the blink of an eve. We are being monitored in our cars, on the street, shopping, eating or at work. Back home we have flat screen high definition televisions in most rooms, (which also watches us). Even more gadgets, laptops, tablets and PC’s allow us to stream or download anything we may desire. Radio waves, TV signals, communication, entertainment networks. Every day, billions of invisible messages, images and videos are being transmitted all around us. The air and atmosphere is the highway of our wonderful technological world but, who owns it?


Our resident fear monger continues on with this quote:

The following is an excerpt from Ephesians 2. 
 
And you were dead in your trespasses and sins, in which you formerly walked according to the course of this world, according to the prince of the power of the air, (the devil) of the spirit that is now working in the sons of disobedience. 
 
And again in Ephesians 6. 
 
For our struggle is not against flesh and blood, but against the rulers, against the powers, against the world forces of this darkness, against the spiritual forces of wickedness in the heavenly places. 
 
“The Prince Of The Air” 
 
Satan controls that highway. Satan, known in the Bible as “The Prince Of The Air,” he is in control of our airways. He is the Prince of tech and has established the foundation of his empire here on Earth through airwaves, radio waves, TV signals, communication, entertainment networks, streaming. From two black and white TV stations and an analogue radio back in 1957 to a sophisticated interconnected communication network capable of getting into the heads of almost 8 billion people today and talk about deception, we didn’t even realise, brilliant!

And it is only going to get worse! 5G phones are here as are sex robots and robot truckers! Shocking! Though considering some in the COG ministry, sex-robots will be a welcome thing to utilize, then they can really claim they never committed adultery.

Prophet Thiel continues on with more of the quotes from Censored News. Gone are the good old days with black and white TV. That is when things were pure, just like the COG was pure in the glory days of the 1950/60s.

In just over 60 years the devil has cleverly outsmarted our society and replaced the innocence of black and white tv shows and radio programes with a diet of sex, hate, violence and magic. Good old, Rock n’ roll, known back in the day as music of the devil, has been replaced by foul-mouthed rappers singing about rape, murder and drugs. Sex has exploded onto our screens. Teen Vogue and other children magazines have run articles teaching young girls and boys how to enjoy anal sex. Every second of every day 30,000 Americans are watching porn. Every day, 25% of all online traffic is directed at pornography with many thousands of them in search of child porn or rape. Some sexual transmitted diseases such as Gonnharea have become so widespread in people it is now immune against even the strongest antibiotics. Almost 70% of people aged between 1-49 are living with herpes and there is no cure. Most suffer oral infection but nearly 200 million have genital infection. 
 
Satan didn’t just take over the airwaves he took over our heads…

Bob Thiel got that one thing right...Satan has taken over his mind. Never has the COG had such a crazy deluded prophet than we have in Bob. Satan scored a big one with him. Dave Pack and Gerald Flurry are in the minor leagues compared to Bob.

His post is filled with much more conspiracy-laden doom and gloom meant to scare his 299 white followers into giving more money so he can keep his African followers aware of how crazy Americans are.

All will be well though if you submit and acknowledge the one true prophet leading the one true COG. When you do that you will be saved.


 


7 comments:

Tonto said...

THIEL WRITES :“The Prince Of The Air” ---Satan controls that highway.

MY COMMENT: I will borrow from the old Route 66 song for a new one for Thiel, "Get Your Kicks on Route 666"!

https://youtu.be/WsnQKSIshNQ

Anonymous said...

Sometimes I wonder if Bob smokes crack considering how stupid he is at times.

Anonymous said...

"The Prince Of The Air" - yes, that does sound like the name of a good old days radio show.

And so... when we listened to HWA and GTA on the radio, Bob on a radio interview and our computers via wifi we could have been listening to the Devil?? How can we tell who is who? He's going to have to switch back to ads in Reader's Disgust and print media only!

But really, doesn't he just mean that the content of the media has been allowed to degrade? While Bob is upset that censorship will stop his programs, is his whine that he wants censorship on things deemed unsavory? Don't censor me, censor the bad stuff?

Anonymous said...

Bob isn't alone. Even LCG has done its bit to fan the flames of 5G conspiracy theories. Instead of making a conclusive statement based on science, they're willing to fear-monger to win new supporters. LCG: 5G - Revolution or Catastrophe? Neither LCG nor Bob chose to inform their readers that 5G waves are "radiation" in exactly same sense that visible light is radiation. They didn't say a word about ionizing vs. non-ionizing forms of radiation.

In fact, if you're going to blow a gasket about 5G, you should have been equally upset years ago about microwave ovens and cellphones. Will Bob or LCG soon publish a shocking new article, "Microwave Ovens: The Spark of the Beast?" One positive outcome of this, though, is that any potential member with even a basic understanding of science will recognize that these false prophets have nothing to do with God's inspiration.

TLA said...

Who knew? Bob’s a liberal Democrat.
Offsets some of our hard core Republican leaders

Anonymous said...

Spy agencies around the world, using special software, can ears drop on people's conversations via their mobile phones microphone, even if the phone is turned off. They can also turn on the smartphones front facing video camera to see the owners face. Do it's not all conspiracy nonsense.
Putting tape on the front facing camera of one's phone or tablet is not a bad idea.

Anonymous said...

...said Bob as he rode the back of the Prince with his goofy and chaotic sermons to the world on YouTube.