Thursday, June 30, 2022

It's Tammuz 1 - Where's Dave Pack's Christ???????

 




15 comments:

Phinnpoy said...

Nope, not today, not ever!

Anonymous said...

No!

Tonto said...

Pack's views on Tammuz are for fools, and nuttier than cashews!

DennisCDiehl said...

Hope not, I have to work! :) Prolly not...

Nomorewackypack said...

Do you think Dave cries himself to sleep at night? Nah! Probably rants at God for not following Dave's prophecy? Dave doesn't like it when things don't go his way. Maybe Dave will fire God?

Anonymous said...

RCG members and potential recruits:

DD, and others, have warned about this guy's speckled past, and how he was seen as "problematic" by HQ and field peers.

He needs to step down, and an interim CEO appointed from among the ranks of the $$ highly-compensated $$ RCG executives.

Ronco said...

They'll be weeping for Tammuz in Wadsworth...

https://youtu.be/R3XvDsl0Fhk

Anonymous said...

Well, there is the broad, sweeping, all inclusive Tammuz, and then there are the singular instances of personal Tammuz. But, Shakespeare, upon whom we can rely, because he was on King James' Bible committee, once wrote that the brave taste of desth just once, but cowards doe a thousand times.

Armstrong theology, in so many ways, turns people into cowards.

Anonymous said...

Harmless False Prophets???

False prophets like Dave Pack will lie to you in God's name as much as you will listen to him. Interestingly, some godless, lying sinners will try to tell you that this is all rather harmless behavior and that there is really nothing wrong with it.

False Prophets like Dave Pack will steal from you in God's name as much as you will let him. Interestingly, some godless, lying sinners will try to tell you that this is all rather harmless behavior and that there is really nothing wrong with it.

False prophets like Dave Pack come in sheep's clothing (100% virgin wool suits) but inwardly they are ferocious wolves. False prophets come only to lie, steal, destroy, and kill. Interestingly, some godless, lying sinners will try to tell you that this is all rather harmless behavior and that there is really nothing wrong with it.

The false prophets like Dave Pack are supposedly “sincere” and “mean well” and do all their lying and stealing in God's name, unlike so many other typical robbers and thieves out in the world.

Anonymous said...

Tammuz Faye Bakker was a much more effective televangelist than Dave Pack will ever be.

Anonymous said...

Why doesn't he just let Wes White take over the whole operation. Wes is the only trustworthy person in the entire COG movement!

Anonymous said...

Are you sure ?

Lake of Fire Church of God said...

I just wanted to say "Happy Tammuz 1 Day to everyone". I prophesy that the Day of Culinary Prophecy has me making plans to eat out at a restaurant for my Tammuz dinner tonight. Enjoy!

Richard

Anonymous said...

Somewhere in the back of the room Dave is pressing the play and replay of his Tammuz 1 sermon because that is what he said he was going to do. Nothing changes the certainty of Tammuz 1.

Tammuz 1 should be forever immortalized with a hymn in the purple hymnal. Then Dave can have the perfect hymn to sing loudly into the meeting hall of the fellow COG at this year’s Feast.

Anonymous said...

Wow! Dave should certainly have played "Alice's Restaurant" during his food thingie!