Saturday, January 2, 2021

COG Prophet Releases Top 21 Things to Watch For In 2021


 

It's that time of year again when Church of God prophets and apostles start spitting out the things we should all be watching for in 2021 as sure signs that the end times are rapidly approaching. The problem with all of these foolish lists is that they are so generic in their watchfulness and have been the exact same things the church has said for 40 years to watch for that no one pays them any attention anymore. Even worldly lists of doom and gloom economists have been saying the same thing for decades. COG false prophets look at their lists and the worldly lists as things eventually happening, somewhere down the line, so they can claim they are 100% accurate in their forecasts.

As usual, the Great Bwana to Africa and savior of 99 white Americans, the prophesied end-time Elisha and holistic pill peddling diploma mill Dr. of Bullshit has a new list up and as usual devoid of any mention of Jesus Christ. Nothing irritates the Great Bobiniah more than being a follower of Christ. Screw Jesus' teachings; bumbling lists of silliness are more important!

I have to laugh at Bobiniah's #1 thing to watch for in 2021. Nothing yanks Bobiniah's holistic knickers than to be scoffed at all the time by this blog and others, by COG members, and especially those in the Living Church of God. How dare we reject his self-appointed self-righteousness!

In Mark 13:37 and Luke 21:36, Jesus tells His followers to watch world events that will precede His coming. In this sermon, Dr. Thiel goes over 21 items to watch in 2021 and pointed out events that were related to many of them in 2020. Dr. Thiel goes through the following list of items to watch in 2021:

1. Scoffers in the Last Days
2. Morality Prophecies Being Fulfilled
3. Media, Internet, and Other Censorship
4. Weather Sorrows and Troubles
5. Earthquakes
6. The White Horse of the Apocalypse
7. Strife and the Red Horse of War
8. Trade
9. The Deal of Daniel 
9:27
10. Knowledge Increasing
11. Debt
12. US Dollar Dominance will Decrease
13. Cash and 666
14. Gold
15. Europe Will Work to Reorganize
16. Europe Will Have a Great Army
17 Steps Towards the Formation of the King of the South Will Occur
18. The Time of the Gentiles will Lead to Armageddon
19. Jews Ready to Sacrifice
20. Fulfillment of Matthew 
24:14 and 28:19-20
21. Unrest, Terror, and the Dividing of the USA 
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Dr. Thiel goes over prophetic scriptures (in 2 Timothy, Habakkuk, Amos, Daniel, Matthew, Mark, Romans, Revelation, Isaiah, 2 Corinthians, Psalms), including those that must be fulfilled before the start of the Great Tribulation as well as others that also need to be fulfilled before Jesus returns. 

 




9 comments:

Anonymous said...

In a 76 minute sermon Bobus covers 21 items? What a manic mess!

Anonymous said...

Dune!!!!!!!!! Yesssssssssssssssss! Far more important than Booby's list.

Anonymous said...

What’s the COG’s obsession with numbers?

Hoss said...

Some items on Bob's list are the same as those pushed by GTA when I first heard him on radio over 50 years ago.
I'm sure world events will "appear" to "align" or "begin to fulfill" many of those "predictions". After all, Bob did rebuke Tonto for not seeing that he did "predict" the Pandemic several years ago when he mentioned the virus in a forgotten article.
When LCG uploaded lots of TWs to iTunes podcasts, one of the "what will happen in ..." was for 2001. I don't remember what they did "predict" (they're probably on Bob's list) - but I do remember what they didn't: 9/11.

Anonymous said...

Bobus may be reacting to Weston's latest TV program, 2021 in Bible Prophecy, in which he claims he and LCG accurately predicted the events of 2020. Of course, all Weston really predicted were obvious generalities, but the LCG page has the balls to proclaim "Here at Tomorrow’s World we were able to accurately predict what would happen in 2020 as prophesied in the Bible". That must have really upset old Bobus.

TLA said...

He left out one crucial point - false prophets.

Anonymous said...

"21 things to watch for in 2021"

I'm just grateful Bobus did not do this in 1999!"

Anonymous said...

I was wondering what the prophesied end-time Elisha and holistic pill-peddling-diploma-mill-'Dr'-of-Bullshit is seeing for this new year!

Anonymous said...

The scripture that apocalyptic Millerites seem to artfully dodge:

"For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect. Behold, I have told you before. Wherefore if they shall say unto you, Behold, he is in the desert; go not forth: behold, he is in the secret chambers; believe it not." (Matthew 24)

The apocalyptic Millerites themselves, as no other religionists, fulfill this prophecy. Well, minus the great signs and wonders. But also, it is the one prophecy that they can safely embed in chronology - this will happen repeatedly from now until the end of the age. 1844 redux, redux, redux . . .

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